Viral Phrases you HATE the Most....

"I don't want to go out because you winked at my sister".

Did someone just fart?

That must of only happened to me, didn't make the viral scene yet.

                "Well its like I allways say".       When you dam well know, he NEVER says that!

"We're going to need a bigger boat"

or my version:

"We're going to need a booger boat"

Can I say this?

              I dont hate the bigger boat because that's a classic movie line.  How about Sculder and Mully, when its sapost to be Mulder and Scully.

Or Mouder and smutty?

                  I've heard carpenters say this;  "Dam, I cut that board 3 times and its STILL too short".     Auto mechanics will say, "There's NO room to work in there".

                    In a day or so, I'll try to make a complete in-coherent speech using as many phrases from this thread as I can;  "just for shits and giggles".

I was racking my brain thinking of a song from The Carpenters (musical group) about a board, lol.

                 ahaahaa  took me a minute, The Carpenters--Karen & Richard.                       "Who's line is it anyways?",       "Dam, I picked the wrong thread to quit smoking".

"When life serves you lemons, make lemonaid"

or my version:

"When life serves you lemons, pucker up".

Lame, lol.

              How about,   "in theory, it should work".    or   "we've been keeping it together with scotch tape and rubber bands".

                     Well on the one hand you've got this policy, and on the other you've got 5 fingers.        [from your boat movie]-- "its only an island if you look at it from the water".

"Ductape, America's favorite adhesive"

or my version:

"Duck tape, America's favorite tape for ducks"

Unfortunitly, I have a million of these, lol.

It's not so much viral phrases as viral grammar errors that get me 

Using the wrong your/you're in a sentence annoys me every time but the most irritating is that it has become acceptable to say 'would of' or 'could of' instead of would HAVE or could HAVE. I see it at least once daily.

Just personal neurosis to get off my mind 

As for viral phrases, anything with 'bro' or 'brah' in it will get on my nerves 

                   Stay away from Johnny Mushacha then BRO!    I use to hate when broadcasters would say THE instead of THEE, like thee apple or thee airplane. It just doesn't sound right. The Army. The apple.

                         I hate when someone says, "That's rad dude".  The're too lazy to say the WHOLE word;  radical.  Jeez

                        I've got the perfect phrase that everybody hates.   "Can I see your lisence and registration please".

at the end of the day