What animal would make the best chess player?

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ielosubmarine

Octupi.

ebillgo

Do you mean an octopus ? An octopus would be good at giving simul displays with preferably 8 opponents at a time.

varelse1

Chameleon. He'd blend right into the board. You'd never know where he'd be!

Babytigrrr

Shneeaky ...

Time4Tea

An orangutan.  He'd rip both your arms off if you didn't let him win (like the one in the Discworld novels)  Wink

winerkleiner

Gross don't these chickens have toilet paper, lol.

cornbeefhashvili

A Vulcan

kleelof

A squirrel; you'd be too busy protecting your nuts.Laughing

jonathansfirstacount

these guys

jonathansfirstacount

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Feufollet

winerkleiner

A skunk with pimples.

Babytigrrr

Are you talking about Hessian again? ;-p

winerkleiner

No, Hesiaan is a skunk with boils!

ponz111

The answer is the homo sapien.

Babytigrrr

What about a tardigrade (water bear) my second fave animal so far today.

Time4Tea

Anything with 'tard' in it's name probably isn't going to be a good Chess player

Babytigrrr

I don't know... seen a few on here!

ebillgo

Bivalves ( oysters, mussels and clams etc. ) won't make the best players since they are only better at closed positions.

tomy_gun

monkeys vs parrots, would be perfect!