What animal would make the best chess player?
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Elephant
Snookslayer wrote:
Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals..... except the weasel.
- Homer Simpson
Muck, muck, muck (sucking on a passie).
-Maggie Simpson
An animal with lot of cunning like a fox.
AxeKnight wrote:
My gold fish play poker. They don't have the attention span for chess.
Except often poker lasts longer...
Poker, a sport that requires very little application of skill compared to chess, to make Poker more fun the events last ridiculously long thus making it difficult to conceal an awful hand.
kiwi wrote:
Poker, a sport that requires very little application of skill compared to chess, to make Poker more fun the events last ridiculously long thus making it difficult to conceal an awful hand.
Spoken by somebody who has never tried to study poker. It is amazingly complicated.
I like turtles.
Pony! Lol. My ponies ability to leap on the board are just amazing!
ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:
My wife ??
I think she would look better if she shaved her legs!
Ha ha ha lol. That's not nice.
Id hate playing a turtle.
With their "slow and steady wins the race" mentality, natural defensive capabilities, and those evil black little beady eyes that they have.
Never trust a turtle is what I always say.
Aleythus wrote:
I like turtles.
Turtles have those lifeless evil eyes though. Never play chess with a Turtle, or poker. Natural poker face. Impossible to read.
The Russian Bear is best at chess, obviously. 
The British lion, the American eagle and the Indian tiger might disagree with the Russian bear.
the centipede of course