What bread to eat while playing chess?

Sort:
ChessPlayinDude47
shadowcat53 wrote:

11 days without bread .....my tongue swelleth

                                        my soup is cold

                                        the ghosts of Autumn cry 

                                       " BRING OUT YOUR BREAD"!

 

 

1 day without rustic kale sausage on Danish rye bread and my heart is bleeding the blood of a blue corn tortilla as my gallon of cauliflower cheese soup has no gruyere in it and autumn has arrived. The ghosts of autumn would have a gallon of the cauliflower cheese soup if they were not beaten back by the diarrhea and the longing for winter's hearty clam chowder with grilled muffins. Still I, given the circumstances, am just a forthright parakeet, and what do my four varényky really mean, anyhow? BRING OUT YA BREA---EA--EA-DDD, MAN! I SAY'D, "BRING OUT YA BREA---EA--EA-DDD!"

That's exactly what I was gonna say.

BlargDragon

THE SNOOTERBOOP! I... I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY THE STUFF OF LEGENDS!

shadowcat53

            Bread (Sweet Potato Cornbread )

          null

ChessPlayinDude47

I live mah life smooth lakh a chess game - hey!

 

That's word from the streets now, ya hear? - hey!

 

They can't move like I move, hey! - and they can't do what I do neither, hey! - cause I'm a bread-eatin' chess-playin' parakeet, and I ain't ne'er gon stop, a'ight? Hey!

 

Enjoy this Block Bread entertainment, straight from DelRay, yo, hey! - while you be eatin' yo Frito-Lay's bread blocks, ya fools, don't drool, be cool, this old school, eat bread - hey! - ya'll until you'll...

 

They love my outfits. Peace and bread out. Hey!

 

ChessPlayinDude47

Twighead got mo bread than The Buffalo Bill$ yo.

tittiesnxans
To many heys
tittiesnxans
Is it a ruthenium's?
tittiesnxans
Oops, I mean rhythm.
OffTopicRocker

I eat bread for breakfast!

tittiesnxans

obvious.

ChessPlayinDude47
twighead wrote:

Beautiful feather,

Crying mushroom,

My golden eye sees,

 

Endless purity,

 

In the crumb of bread,

 

In the rising of the yeast,

 

In the crumbling of the crust,

 

The serentiy is endless,

 

As is its wonder

The bread is endless

 

 

null

ChessPlayinDude47

null

ChessPlayinDude47

 Old Vanhanen.

 The first strawberry cake of summer

 had creme sherry in it.

 We are truly blessed

 that Old Vanhanen didn't eat it all

 or there would be none left for me

 to munch on with my mushrooms and deep-fried oxtails.

 Old Vanhanen, you are very old.

ChessPlayinDude47

Vanhanen Old

 

Vanhanen wills
Vanhanen waits
Vanhanen pulls
bread from the crates

 

Vanhanen old
Vanhanen wise
Vanhanen pick
crumbs from his eyes


Vanhanen goes
Vanhanen tries
Vanhanen eats Reikäleipä
old Vanhanen dies

 

Vanhanen old
Vanhanen dead
Vanhanen still think
nothing wrong with the bread

 

null

ChessPlayinDude47

https://forvo.com/search/Reik%C3%A4leip%C3%A4/

shadowcat53

We must return to the source 

wandering from the path 

can only lead to sorrow ..

null

ChessPlayinDude47

 Yes, exactly, let us not wander nor stray from the cattle-grate ---er,  path...

 This loaf here shows its good marbling...

 ....and I love marbles!

 In fact, you might as well just all call me Captain Marble.

 This loaf here also exhibits a good amount of juiciness, for
 nobody wants dry bread, and has been pre-boiled in straw and
 urine most likely...

 Beefy, yet fat enough for the gentleman with a hearty appetite. Roastius bovinius sanguinius painius sourdogius, y'all?

shadowcat53

.....He's beating out a bread beat..    ?

shadowcat53

                       The Sandwich 

null

ChessPlayinDude47

Shadowcat, I know you're a fighter and will fight to keep your Russian bread, as the following YouTube video clearly shows: