Once again, great post! Enjoy your sense of humor. 
What came first?
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Lol, thank you @non_existent_oner
@DamonevicSmithlov just a thought that entertained me, thought I'd share it.
well. the egg.
evolution, so when the first chicken egg was laid, it didn't come from a chicken it came form its descendant.
Dec 19, 2018
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DamonevicSmithlov wrote:
U bored?
I like turtles. I see we both do.
Dec 19, 2018
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WSama wrote:
It was the chicken. The chicken must've come first. See, what happened was, the chicken popped out of the soup. The soup of life, that is. And if you've never heard of the soup of life then it's just a scientific term for the early ages of planet earth when there was nothing much but ocean and storms all over, all day, rising and crashing, wind running wild on the waves, and lightning flashing like some unstable power-core about to explode, striking the ocean so hard it left a hole in the water.
Until - until the conditions were set ... for the first life-form. The first biological body to arise from the dark and deadly playground, dripping wet, naked, illuminated solely by the thunder flashes in the sky which made it seem to blink in out of existence, all until the sun made it clear; the alpha bird.
The alpha chickens were asexual by nature, some bad-ass mothers. Soaring the skies while dodging each blue strike like it was a day in the park, then dipping into the eye of the tornado to take a sip from the calm surface of the ocean, but only for a split second of course, until the eye shifted, and then these bad boys would either dip into the water to come out the other side of the storm, or just straight up fly into the spinning blades of wind only to be thrown out the other side to some clear glistening sun rays. An 'ahaa' moment if you must. If only Aurora could see it.
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lol 
The off-topic forum is perfect for this sort of thing. Perhaps it doesn't have enough of an audience for you. 
I'm glad you have all gathered here. Let us begin 😅
Some of you here, today, came because you had a question, and the answers didn't quite fit the bill. You've been told that at first there was a chicken, and that it grew from a tree, and that you should believe it.
Well, today we might for the first time discuss the truth; the alpha chicken. The real truth is that the chicken was woven from the many simple cells that existed in early times on earth. And there you had it, the chicken.
But that's not going to rock your boat, now, is it? No. What's really going to tip that scale a bit is that the first chicken, woven from simple cells, was actually contained within an egg... the earth. And what's going to make that scale do the cartwheels in the next few seconds is the question of "where are we going"?
If the earth is an egg, and we are still but a gene in this giant egg, when will it hatch, and most importantly, what will it mean for all of humanity?
Dec 20, 2018
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WSama wrote:
I'm glad you have all gathered here. Let us begin 😅
Some of you here, today, came because you had a question, and the answers didn't quite fit the bill. You've been told that at first there was a chicken, and that it grew from a tree, and that you should believe it.
Well, today we might for the first time discuss the truth; the alpha chicken. The real truth is that the chicken was woven from the many simple cells that existed in early times on earth. And there you had it, the chicken.
But that's not going to rock your boat, now, is it? No. What's really going to tip that scale a bit is that the first chicken, woven from simple cells, was actually contained within an egg... the earth. And what's going to make that scale do the cartwheels in the next few seconds is the question of "where are we going"?
If the earth is an egg, and we are still but a gene in this giant egg, when will it hatch, and most importantly, what will it mean for all of humanity?
Flat Earther
Parallel Universe... 
@BlackCat48, I also sort of share that view, but then the very same question then falls on the chicken's ancestors. That's where you get the alpha bird.
@rogers303, Hi there.
@Stiggling, lol thanks.
@madratter7, I still need some swimming lessons for that.
@ratingkeepsgoingup, Interesting paper.
@superchessmachine, I wouldn't slam the Flat Earthers with those two gruesome words, after all we have the hologram theory and computer simulations and stuff...
@non_existent_oner, does that mean I get double my belongings?...
It was the chicken. The chicken must've come first. See, what happened was, the chicken popped out of the soup. The soup of life, that is. And if you've never heard of the soup of life then it's just a scientific term for the early ages of planet earth when there was nothing much but ocean and storms all over, all day, rising and crashing, wind running wild on the waves, and lightning flashing like some unstable power-core about to explode, striking the ocean so hard it left a hole in the water.
Until - until the conditions were set ... for the first life-form. The first biological body to arise from the dark and deadly playground, dripping wet, naked, illuminated solely by the thunder flashes in the sky which made it seem to blink in out of existence, all until the sun made it clear; the alpha bird.
The alpha chickens were asexual by nature, some bad-ass mothers. Soaring the skies while dodging each blue strike like it was a day in the park, then dipping into the eye of the tornado to take a sip from the calm surface of the ocean, but only for a split second of course, until the eye shifted, and then these bad boys would either dip into the water to come out the other side of the storm, or just straight up fly into the spinning blades of wind only to be thrown out the other side to some clear glistening sun rays. An 'ahaa' moment if you must. If only Aurora could see it.
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