I like blue
What colour do you like more?

Do you like black or white more?
Why?
About the same. I prefer a smart woman with a sense of humor and a good body.

I like blue
did you not read his question?
Did you not read my joke?

Because I don't play in tournaments, most of the people I play in real life are significantly weaker than I am. As such, I'm happy taking the black pieces so that I'm forced to work for the advantage rather than having it at the very beginning.

That would be perfect! Then we could eliminate the coin toss to see who gets White, and just flip a coin to see which color goes first.
Do you like black or white more?
Why?