What do you say one move from mating your opponent!

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What do you normally say (good or bad) when you are one move away from inevitably mating your opponent .?

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Lol.... When am in a good mode, i say thanks for the game,

When in a bad mode, i type "any last wish?" (ok i made this one up). Winning= good mode

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I once didn't say anything after mating my opponent. I just sat there for two minutes until my opponent figured it out.

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it usually doesnt get to that point, id prob be impressed that the person didnt quit or resign and let it get to the point where i could theoretically put them down via chat before delivering a mate

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hasta la vista, baby!

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egoole wrote:

Lol.... When am in a good mode, i say thanks for the game,

When in a bad mode, i type "any last wish?" (ok i made this one up). Winning= good mode

That's the fastest way to end up on my noplay-list.

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You're an immature punk who probably hangs more pieces than clothes on a washing line.

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amilton542 wrote:

You're an immature punk who probably hangs more pieces than clothes on a washing line.

meh.

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Let's pretend I'm a missionary?

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Just the classic: Mate Next.

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I always thought it was against the rules to talk to your opponent during the game, so as to not lose by forfeit automatically, I just stay quiet.

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Me: Hey, Jim! If I told you you were losing right now, would you believe me?

Opponent: Heck no!

(Make move)

Me: If I told you you were losing right NOW, would you believe me?

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#True_fact

I once had a mate in one and lost on time while typing the 'end-game-comment' thing. 

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I usually say "mate in three."

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batgirl wrote:

I usually say "mate in three."

Laughing

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batgirl wrote:

I usually say "mate in three."

What do you way three moves from mating your opponent, then?

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Fiveofswords wrote:

one time i was playing a kid at some tournament and he dropped a piece right out of the opening. He never resigned. i had to spend 60 moves simplifying to en endgame where be fought with much valor and courage but it was of course a futile effort. When it was finally mate i said 'god damn you really wanted to make me work for that eh?'. I was kindof offended by his tenacity at the time. it was probably kinda rude and i shouldve let it go.>>

He probably understood that playing a strong player is a privilege and that he should take every opportunity to learn from it and maybe polish his own skills. I often make my opponents beat me after a blunder. Why not? If I can blunder, so can they. I often play on in drawn positions too. And, sometimes, I get a win in them, even against strong players. Why not?