What do you say one move from mating your opponent!

I always ask for a draw and they always accept the draw.   This is how avoid making  enemies. It is win and win situation for both players.

Maybe, but that can skew ratings the wrong way

Mate in two!  Shit, nvm, it's in one.

Um, pardon me, but your win-to-draw ratio does not support this statement.

Hasta la vista baby

If the king was very tough to trap:

''So you taught you could outrun my beautiful queen eh!!'''

Whewww.... This complex mate just cost me a lot of calories.....

There we go, that's almost checkmate Mark, in about 12 moves too. Oh ..... I see your surname is Fischer ..... um ..... no relation, I gather?

just,really?

and,oh,many people dont hand clothes on washing lines any more.

at least,not in my part of the world.dont know about the UK,mate.

My family does. We have a washing machine and a dryer, but the clothesline dries clothes in the summer for free. :D

"You feeble poor being..."

@ WhackyWeirdo

we got your point bro.

We did right from your first comment........ 

WOW ! Look at this...... a mate.... I didn't know you could do that on this site.... 

I posted this seconds before he finally decided to resign.

Then he replied : "lucky sob are you"

umm. "Good game. thank you."