What do you think before you move?

"Can't I just move the fridge out here?"

That's the thing about beers, they go too quickly.  Best to just bring over a bottle of scoch and a glass (you can forego the glass if you're feeling extra lazy, though I feel the work of constantly tipping the heavy bottle upwards is a little taxing)

There is the thrill of palpably lightening it though...

Well, I suppose in that case you can use the glass for the first few tries, and then just throw it out onto the street and let someone else deal with the clean up whilst you continue emptying the bottle, I guess.

(of course, you always need to make sure there's an open window for this, so it isn't advisable in extreme weather)

Damn, another thing to have to get up and close.

I hate to say it, but I hardly think at all before I move. I tend to play moves that "look good at the time" and store up dynamic energy in my position.

lol...yeah, "dynamic energy."  That sounds good. 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

By which he means would you please stop associating with us?

Okay, this is one of those trick questions, right?

I still can't figure out which of us he's coming on to.

In any event, it's not a very suave approach.

I am gay for chess!  Other dudes weiners... not so much.

My approach before each move is simple.

I loop the same mantra..."There's no such thing as chess. There's no such thing as chess. There's no such thing as chess."

So far, it's produced only average results.

I'm eager to find out what others are thinking and how adopting a new approach could help turn the tide for the better on the upswing.

I've tried that too, but I keep winding up in Kansas.

So under this system, you can then be gay for girls?

AC, conehead thinks you sure got a pretty mouth.

Well, I ain't gonna squeal like a pig for him (or nobody)...even if I guess I do kinda look like one.

Hey, its a free country, so to speak.