What do you think is the most trolliest opening ever

well im comfortable moving 1.Nh3 as my first move when white followed by 2.g3 3.f4 ...

pfren wrote:

I have a perfect score as Black with 1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ng8 (I think it's named the Manhattan variation, no?) but I have played this only in blitz games.

Wait so you never lost with it? I think I might look into it and give it a go.

The Jerome Gambit

I never heard of that one before

All I have for white is check with the queen on h5

How? I never seen most of these openings

I will come out and Defend my Country !

Close, right area of the country.  It's the Brooklyn Variation.

By the way, the Dutch is not disgusting.  You want to know what "digusting" is.  Any of the following are disgusting:

Sicilian Defense (Disgusting from both sides)
Alekhine's Defense (I slapped this defense silly when I played 1.e4)
Benko Gambit (I slap this defense silly!)
London System (Dumbest Opening ever invented.  Why even play chess if you are going to try to offer a draw at move 3?  Just play the Modern against these sleeze buckets that play the London!)

You offer a draw move three with London system? Lol

I surely don't.  I'm saying whoever the scum bags are that play the White side of the London System might as well offer a draw at move 3.

The London System gets you NOTHING, NADA, ZIP, ZILCH, ZERO!  And against certain lines, like the Modern, Black gets a slight advantage.

L is for London System.  L is for Loser.  Coinceidence?  I think not!

ThrillerFan wrote:

Argonaut13 wrote:

You offer a draw move three with London system? Lol

I surely don't.  I'm saying whoever the scum bags are that play the White side of the London System might as well offer a draw at move 3.

The London System gets you NOTHING, NADA, ZIP, ZILCH, ZERO!  And against certain lines, like the Modern, Black gets a slight advantage.

L is for London System.  L is for Loser.  Coinceidence?  I think not!

I see you really hate the London system. I gotta look up these openings and systems here because I never heard of almost all of them

Jerome must have been an absolute chump. I see no benefit from this position 

To save you some trouble:

Sicilian:  1.e4?? c5??

Alekhine's Defense:  1.e4?? Nf6??

Benko Gambit:  1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 c5 3.d5 b5??

London System:  1.d4 d5 (or 1...Nf6) 2.Nf3 Nf6 (or just about any other move) 3.Bf4

You're so cool, putting ?? after e4 dude, wish I could be more like you.

any opening were i blunder a pawn. Oh god how crazy can a person be to put a pawn were it could get taken in one move. Thx god i did analysis otherwise i would have totally missed it, not to say that my game is much better without it but still

It is a totally unsound gambit. I would never play it in a serious match. I've never played it myself. Having seen Bill Wall's giant post of games where he tears stronger players than me a new one with it, I can respect that it is harder for Black to defend himself from the threats than you might think at first.

Trolliest opening is Blackmar Diemer Gambit. It's like a little sketch before every game.

Once again, never heard of it