lfPatriotGames wrote:
That's easy. Sheer top with no bra. And lots of fidgeting.
What is the best way to distract your opponent in over the board chess?
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egoole wrote:
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lfPatriotGames: "That's easy. Sheer top with no bra. And lots of fidgeting"
I heard that happens a lot in Oregon.
lfPatriotGames wrote:
That's easy. Sheer top with no bra. And lots of fidgeting.
Well I suppose that depends. It'd work for you, not for the OP.
ChessOath wrote:
lfPatriotGames wrote:
That's easy. Sheer top with no bra. And lots of fidgeting.
Well I suppose that depends. It'd work for you, not for the OP.
You need to be more open lol
I don't know what you're talking about... 
Jul 19, 2016
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#149
blow up a really big bubblegum bubble, keep slowly inflating it so it looks like it's gonna pop, but make sure it doesn't pop for like 10 minutes, then shhhhloik it all back into your mouth.
Wear a Burka
BISHOP_e3 wrote:
Wear a Burka
I can't think of anything less distracting. There's nothing to look at and therefore be distracted by. Unless it's a weird curiosity thing you've got going on...
Jul 19, 2016
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#152
it would drive the imagination bananas thinking of all the weird faces she is making on the sly.
The-Blue-Fairy wrote:
it would drive the imagination bananas thinking of all the weird faces she is making on the sly.
Yeah, like your avatar.
Yes ChessOath! I think your onto something there! Some people ARE curious what lies underneath a burka. Good show!
Jul 19, 2016
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#156
Obviously, you have no confidence as a chess player if you have to look for non-chess related ways to get an advantage.
Oh it matters alright. If she has nice tits shiiiiiit I don't give a damn im looking. when I use to play in tournaments I would always hope for a hot girl to play with but unfortunately they were all nerdy looking so I destroyed them.
i got a hot girl once, crushed her and extended the match as long as i could without being obvious
yomama_69 wrote:
Oh it matters alright. If she has nice tits shiiiiiit I don't give a damn im looking. when I use to play in tournaments I would always hope for a hot girl to play with but unfortunately they were all nerdy looking so I destroyed them.
i got a hot girl once, crushed her and extended the match as long as i could without being obvious
Yeah right
Jul 21, 2016
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#159
KingMagikarp wrote:
What are good ways?
There are no good ways... Any purposeful distraction is probably bad....
That's easy. Sheer top with no bra. And lots of fidgeting.