Insults are not good!!
What is the perfect chess insult?

Chess insult?
"If you ever attacked me... and I found out about it..."
Do you like to comment on most forum bro?
I average maybe one post per day.
Lighthearted, humorous, and non-offensive insults are appropriate for chess players. For example, "You play as if your pieces are allergic to the center" or "Your knight believes it is a bishop." These keep the spirit upbeat without being mean. Never forget that a clever comment is not as important as good sportsmanship.
Chess insult?
"If you ever attacked me... and I found out about it..."
Do you like to comment on most forum bro?