What is the perfect chess insult?

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Gen_kan
blueemu wrote:

Chess insult?

"If you ever attacked me... and I found out about it..."

Do you like to comment on most forum bro?

MaestroDelAjedrez2025

Insults are not good!!

Dareoxium

"You're a bishop, and I'm a rook. Go quit chess and read a book. Nerd."

blueemu
Gen_kan wrote:
blueemu wrote:

Chess insult?

"If you ever attacked me... and I found out about it..."

Do you like to comment on most forum bro?

I average maybe one post per day.

GR-Group

Lighthearted, humorous, and non-offensive insults are appropriate for chess players. For example, "You play as if your pieces are allergic to the center" or "Your knight believes it is a bishop." These keep the spirit upbeat without being mean. Never forget that a clever comment is not as important as good sportsmanship.

Rosaria_MoR

Why don't you resign?
by GM Korchnoi

Dareoxium

your games look like this

Rich-Force-Ghost

I usually say quitting already. Backing off now are we ? Times on my side, I'm opening another tab then I'll finish you off, I won't be caught off guard so don't think you're going to be winning on time mate.

Just-maybe

Your cooking sucks

sndeww

insult their rating.

ATM015

"When you play, no one watches, but the clock is mocking how fast you lose"