What is the perfect chess insult?

Do you like to comment on most forum bro?

Insults are not good!!

"You're a bishop, and I'm a rook. Go quit chess and read a book. Nerd."

I average maybe one post per day.

Lighthearted, humorous, and non-offensive insults are appropriate for chess players. For example, "You play as if your pieces are allergic to the center" or "Your knight believes it is a bishop." These keep the spirit upbeat without being mean. Never forget that a clever comment is not as important as good sportsmanship.

Why don't you resign?
by GM Korchnoi

your games look like this

I usually say quitting already. Backing off now are we ? Times on my side, I'm opening another tab then I'll finish you off, I won't be caught off guard so don't think you're going to be winning on time mate.

Your cooking sucks

insult their rating.

"When you play, no one watches, but the clock is mocking how fast you lose"