"chess players are buttheads" =Borislav Ivanov
What is your favorite chess quote?
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"A win by unsound combination, howevere showy, is still a point on the scoreboard" - Ubik42
"Pawn endings are to chess what burping is to a meal."
Ubik42
"Never trust a checker player".
wine
Someday Everybody will play chess the way I do
-Rooperi-
[groan]
-Magnus Carlsen-
"Never (over) eat beans while playing chess"
wine
The beauty of chess.com lies in the fact that, unlike most other internet forums, it gives people something to do when they need a rest from a day of good trolling.
- Macer75
"When playing me, carry a clothes pin"
wine
Mar 9, 2014
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#690
‘There are only three moves in chess: a bad move, a good move and the best move.’ - Alfred
Not sure if his original but its good
You will be good at chess if you love the game - Fischer
Yes, but he was THREATENING to smoke!!
-Aaron Nimzowitsch- Emanuel Lasker had agreed not to smoke during their game, but did place a box of matches and an unlit cigar on the table.
Dunno if this is true, but it should be.
Blackburne: (after stealing his opponent's drink) He left it en prise and I took it en passant.
"The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life." - Paul Morphy
"I never blamed my rooks for a loss!" Garry Kasparov.
Mar 10, 2014
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#697
Jrmld wrote:
"I never blamed my rooks for a loss!" Garry Kasparov.
Me neither.
Everyone knows it's the Knights' fault!
"lets mate these bitches!"
-said by friend ( he doesn't even know how to play), when we entered a tournament where everybody had rating +250 than me... they got really mad and kicked us out...
Theresa82 wrote:
“One bad move nullifies forty good ones”
my favorite in this topic
"Chess For Dummies"?