Nobody is locking this topic, dude. Deal with it.
What to do if my opponent does silly mowe ?

1. b3 is not only characteristic of Larsen's opening, but also the Reti Opening (especially in the Capablanca and NewYork Variations, the Double Fianchetto Opening (see Schiller's Unorthodox Chess Openings-Cardoza Press) and also in systems where White chooses a Black opening to play, perhaps figuring the advantage of move in hand is good enough to hold. 1. b3 was very popular in the 1920's to 1930's and found in several OTB matches at even the GM level. These openings were known as Hypermodern Openings and usually allowed Black to develop a big pawn center to try to undermine later. Think a reversed system is not totally sound? Some lines have become reputable like the English (at times ir is a Sicilian reversed), Bird's Opening (a reversed Dutch Defense) and the King's Indian Attack (played by Fischer very strongly and a staple of alot of IM and GM players. Another opening to look at and see if you can defend against with 1. b3 is essentially a reversed Queen's Indian Defense. All in all, when faced with an unorthodox opening such as 1. b3, simply adhere to sound opening principles and that way, if your opponent makes a mistake, your advantage can be overwhelming. Good luck and remember, even if your next 100 opponents play 1. b3, likely no two games will be the same. Hope this all helps.
I wrote i forgot do you actually need to write me the whole history ? It was enough to say what to do in a situation like b3 but still thx
If any modernator is reading this please lock this topic.
Thanks for all the morons who have spammed

Thanks for all the morons who have spammed
And many thanks to the OM for this golden opportunity!
The original modernator:

Actually, that's pretty much 24/7 around here (we may doze but we always mowes)...

If the opponent pulls a silly move on you, it may be best to get up and walk a bit to clear your mind.

I think the OP is really a nice guy, he's just the victim of a dirty Lithuanian phrasebook.
For which we no doubt have this man to blame:

Speaking of melodic minors....
OMG dude, that is perfect for moderation here. Thank you for posting that.

aka Mo:
She looks innocent enough to have been a member of the Manson Family.
EDIT: You switched pictures on me!

1. b3 is not only characteristic of Larsen's opening, but also the Reti Opening (especially in the Capablanca and NewYork Variations, the Double Fianchetto Opening (see Schiller's Unorthodox Chess Openings-Cardoza Press) and also in systems where White chooses a Black opening to play, perhaps figuring the advantage of move in hand is good enough to hold. 1. b3 was very popular in the 1920's to 1930's and found in several OTB matches at even the GM level. These openings were known as Hypermodern Openings and usually allowed Black to develop a big pawn center to try to undermine later. Think a reversed system is not totally sound? Some lines have become reputable like the English (at times ir is a Sicilian reversed), Bird's Opening (a reversed Dutch Defense) and the King's Indian Attack (played by Fischer very strongly and a staple of alot of IM and GM players. Another opening to look at and see if you can defend against with 1. b3 is essentially a reversed Queen's Indian Defense. All in all, when faced with an unorthodox opening such as 1. b3, simply adhere to sound opening principles and that way, if your opponent makes a mistake, your advantage can be overwhelming. Good luck and remember, even if your next 100 opponents play 1. b3, likely no two games will be the same. Hope this all helps.
I wrote i forgot do you actually need to write me the whole history ? It was enough to say what to do in a situation like b3 but still thx
If any modernator is reading this please lock this topic.
Thanks for all the morons who have spammed
Wait let me get this straight .... Your blitz chess rating is 942 and you're calling people morons.... uuummmm , okay JETHRO The beverly Hillbillies , went thataway
O wow if you have 1700 rating and you post crap then that equals your smart ?
1. b3 is not only characteristic of Larsen's opening, but also the Reti Opening (especially in the Capablanca and NewYork Variations, the Double Fianchetto Opening (see Schiller's Unorthodox Chess Openings-Cardoza Press) and also in systems where White chooses a Black opening to play, perhaps figuring the advantage of move in hand is good enough to hold. 1. b3 was very popular in the 1920's to 1930's and found in several OTB matches at even the GM level. These openings were known as Hypermodern Openings and usually allowed Black to develop a big pawn center to try to undermine later. Think a reversed system is not totally sound? Some lines have become reputable like the English (at times ir is a Sicilian reversed), Bird's Opening (a reversed Dutch Defense) and the King's Indian Attack (played by Fischer very strongly and a staple of alot of IM and GM players. Another opening to look at and see if you can defend against with 1. b3 is essentially a reversed Queen's Indian Defense. All in all, when faced with an unorthodox opening such as 1. b3, simply adhere to sound opening principles and that way, if your opponent makes a mistake, your advantage can be overwhelming. Good luck and remember, even if your next 100 opponents play 1. b3, likely no two games will be the same. Hope this all helps.
I wrote i forgot do you actually need to write me the whole history ? It was enough to say what to do in a situation like b3 but still thx
If any modernator is reading this please lock this topic.
Thanks for all the morons who have spammed