What was the best advice given to you in chess

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Britney2001

don't listen to sebleb

RetiFan

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steve_bute

"Stop wasting your time with that silly game and get a job."

RussMTL

Try. Do not cry. LOL ;)

AlxMaster

Never say never.

Ziryab
xoxo_0_x wrote:

best advice-

try not to fall asleep while playing :p

I find that I think well when I sleep at the board. My subconscious is smarter than my conscious mind.

KvothDuval
winerkleiner wrote:
I-eat-guini-pigs wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
666AAA666 wrote:

Τhe freaking rules say that u can touch only the piece u ll move. If u touch a piece which u wont move then u r in big trouble.

What kind of trouble?  Being send to your room without supper.

GO SIT IN THE CORNER TROUBLE!!

 

uh oh!!

It's been 67 minutes, when can I get out of this darn corner?

ok its been 13 hours... you can go to your room without supper now....

winerkleiner
666AAA666 wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
666AAA666 wrote:

Τhe freaking rules say that u can touch only the piece u ll move. If u touch a piece which u wont move then u r in big trouble.

What kind of trouble?  Being send to your room without supper.

No. If u move a piece u didnt want to, probably u ll lose the game.

Ok I will play real chess from now on, thanks!

winerkleiner
I-eat-guini-pigs wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
I-eat-guini-pigs wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
666AAA666 wrote:

Τhe freaking rules say that u can touch only the piece u ll move. If u touch a piece which u wont move then u r in big trouble.

What kind of trouble?  Being send to your room without supper.

GO SIT IN THE CORNER TROUBLE!!

 

uh oh!!

It's been 67 minutes, when can I get out of this darn corner?

ok its been 13 hours... you can go to your room without supper now....

Alright, but FYI, I eat guini pigs too!

KvothDuval
winerkleiner wrote:
I-eat-guini-pigs wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
I-eat-guini-pigs wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
666AAA666 wrote:

Τhe freaking rules say that u can touch only the piece u ll move. If u touch a piece which u wont move then u r in big trouble.

What kind of trouble?  Being send to your room without supper.

GO SIT IN THE CORNER TROUBLE!!

 

uh oh!!

It's been 67 minutes, when can I get out of this darn corner?

ok its been 13 hours... you can go to your room without supper now....

Alright, but FYI, I eat guini pigs too!

I highly dought that.... guinea pigs are a peruvian dish, not an american dish...

winerkleiner
I-eat-guini-pigs wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
I-eat-guini-pigs wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
I-eat-guini-pigs wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
666AAA666 wrote:

Τhe freaking rules say that u can touch only the piece u ll move. If u touch a piece which u wont move then u r in big trouble.

What kind of trouble?  Being send to your room without supper.

GO SIT IN THE CORNER TROUBLE!!

 

uh oh!!

It's been 67 minutes, when can I get out of this darn corner?

ok its been 13 hours... you can go to your room without supper now....

Alright, but FYI, I eat guini pigs too!

I highly dought that.... guinea pigs are a peruvian dish, not an american dish...

What?  Then what was that I just ate?  The shower's hairy soap, not bad!

winerkleiner

Lol.

AlxMaster

Would you stop gaying around, I'm sure you can use a more private chat room for a personal relationship.

ah93704559

when those two bishops be glaring at you, walk over and talk to that girl

KvothDuval
666AAA666 wrote:

hey u 2... will u stfu? Cant u see I m trying to give a couple of useful advices to the people?

GO TO THE CORNER!! THAT IS NO WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR ELDERS!

varelse1

Chess?

Don't learn that! It's a waste of time!

(Too bad I Didn't listen, huh?)

bcoburn2

Let the force guide you.

chasm1995
bcoburn2 wrote:

Let the force guide you.

May the farce-force!-be with you.

Phantom_of_the_Opera

Take first, look later...  ;)

macer75
AlxMaster wrote:

Would you stop gaying around, I'm sure you can use a more private chat room for a personal relationship.

I never knew that the word "gay" could also be used as a verb? I've only seen it used as an adjective or a noun until now.