My first chess book was one that my parents bought me. THE WORST chess book ever. I can't remember the title. I doubt that anyone will find it anywhere, as it was written in "Afrikaans" (my home language). Basically the book consisted of roughly 50 pages (if it was even that many) of nothingness. It explained the rules (I doubt that the 50-move rule or 3-fold repetition was even part of the that section), then a bit of opening theory (only 1. e4 as far as I can remember) whisked in with a bit of end game topped off with one or two tactics.
For me, it almost instantly turned this:
into this:
It was a spanish translation of "Freude am Schach" by Gerhard Henschel. The spanish title was "Ajedrez para todos"