At the most I can get only 1500 elo and that too on the cost of health,time and tiredlessness.
Love..
What will be the benefits if I succeed to increase my elo from 1300 to 1500
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It will not going to give me a career in chess. So why to try.
Love.
The benefit is that you will be 200 points stronger at chess. Everything will look different from up there. Flowers will smell better, colors will be more vibrant, your sh*t won't even stink anymore. Think of the possibilities!
May 29, 2014
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You'll attract beautiful women who wouldn't have given you the time of day at 1300. But at 1500, you'll have to beat them away with a rolled up vinyl board. I've seen it happen.
When youth is gone, Nothing matters anymore. Only those who are rich are handsome in their last days.
Love.
ilgambittoo wrote:
When youth is gone, Nothing matters anymore. Only those who are rich are handsome in their last days.
Love.
Then make yourself rich.
That was a funny thread title.
Women.
NewArdweaden wrote:
Women.
I managed to climb to 2000 online, but no woman has responded to my requests yet, huh? 
If you are having trouble in life then work on life. If you are good at life master chess.
If you fear that you will never be good at life also a good time to master chess.
My car has a flat tire. 6 lug nuts hold it on. Why should I change the tire if I can only get 3 off. Because you'll be 3 lug nuts closer to getting your car fixed; lug nuts!
May 29, 2014
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kaynight wrote:
My wife left me to spend more time with my money.
Mental note to self: Got to remember that one.
Aaaaand ... So many folks have answered a rhetorical question. Whee.
May 29, 2014
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ColonelKnight wrote:
Aaaaand ... So many folks have answered a rhetorical question. Whee.
It's not a rhetorical question, is it
At 1300 you are still capable of losing to non-chess players aka "normies." At 1500, not so much. Everyone who isn't a real chess player will think you are a chess god. If that's what you want.
and it is.
I think this should thread should be remade.
I dont have the mental capacity to get to 1500 is that okay? the answer is yes
Haha. I see what you did there. Haha.
nobodyreally wrote:
ColonelKnight wrote:
Aaaaand ... So many folks have answered a rhetorical question. Whee.
It's not a rhetorical question, is it
You succeed ! .... The answers in the title
Am I going to receive some sorts of rewards from others?. Will I get more respect and love?
Will it make me young and handsome?
.Love..