What's In Your Wallet?

Over the years I've played chess in many places not all of them desirable. I've discovered no matter where you go you'll find chess as a companion to remind you of better times. Yes I've played chess in jail, in parks as a homeless guy, in psychiatric wards even in crack houses & whore houses. Yes I've played with killers thieves & unrepentant criminals. I've played with so called holy men brilliant men & some very psychotic men. I've played with my pockets flush with dollars stoned as a jaybird & I've played stone cold sober with only dust in my pockets. You name a situation no matter how bizarre & chances are I've played chess under those circumstances. I realize most people on chess.com are kids or at least have a childish nature. Maybe you're not as experienced in life as I am. Just remember I reminded you that chess is a loyal friend regardless of how well or poorly you play. i really don't care what you think of me or what you think at all. Most of you are a waste of time as people. Regardless have a great weekend & play play play no matter where you are. Goodbye!

No way...

You've played that much chess, and your highest rating on chess.com is 1211 in bullet?

heheheh how are you Mr. Macer you must reemeber I'm rarely sober :)

This guy shows a lot of promise. With the right guidance he could become something great!

Well at least I know I'm not writing exclusively for myself now. If you only knew how glad I was to discover the forums. Like a kid with a new toy.

                So, you want to be taken under the  wing of an ex-con,druggie,

 alcoholic? Isn't that  how the "Manson Family"began? 

          Yeah, this person  is  full of  "baloney!". on  the ofrf-chance  Im  wrong, Id like to know  what openings  are  played  in  Jail? Somethinglike  the "Lock-Down" defense, or  how  about the"Drop the soap gambit?"

          Oh  yes  I overlooked  that,the  second comming of Hemmingway.   

      now you take a look at this  statement,"Most of you are a waste of time as people",not  so subtle display of his  disdain for people  ans  society in general. However  since  you are  such a literary critic and  admirerer of  his  prose I  bet  you cant wait  for his auto-biography to  be  relased.Perhaps it  may  be  titled  something like this"How  to  manipulate ans influence  the  gullible"

Here you go

Very poetic, this one. I can appreciate that.

you lot are so easy to please. try reading a novel. you could learn a thing or two about writing there.

Why am I the only one who answered the question of what I have in my wallet?

the question is metaphorical bestpony

I understand that of course, but I think the literal interpretation is much more interesting.

So far I have the best wallet contents, by far.

you win the wallet competition

BOO YEAH 

party?