Which is better, a bishop or a piece of delicious chocolate cake?

Chocolate chess set:

Ah, you eat the pieces as they are captured?

Danish Gambit, anyone?

That would really inspire anyone to improve their game, and even toy with the opponent for a long time before going for the checkmate to capture more pieces, and would make playing white that much more desireable because I prefer dark chocolate over white chocolate.

OK that's it! I think I'm going to the local dessert place tonight.  The place is always packed, even until 11:00 PM at night.  Why limit myself to bishops and chocolate cake?  I want it all!  All, I tell you!

This thread will give you sugar spikes. 

Someone must be cheating if they know that the cake has nuts on it.

I have a really good sense of smell.   Lol.

reflectivist...........  Can I get a direct flight to that shop?   

Did you not just take a direct flight of fancy?

What's cool about that bakery is they have a lot of vegan variations (and of course the non-vegan traditionals).  If you don't have a shop like that where you are, there might be a big market for it.  The business that place gets is phenomenal.

We have plenty of cake shops but nothing on that scale.  I'm not sure that the great British public are ready for that much choice, some would get killed in the rush.   

How Taoist.  Lao Tzu said "Have little and gain. Have much and be confused"

Taoism.......... Yin & Yang.  

We have an expanding population in the UK, not just in number but also in size. There are a large number of people here now that are morbidly obese, and just looking at those pictures of cakes could indeed prove fatal.  

I'm off now for a coffee and a slimmers biscuit.  

Doggy.................. No! That looks gross!   

Fortunately I am not obese as one might infer from all my sweet talk on the forum, because I don't eat too much of that stuff and my wife and I walk a lot and I work in the garden.  But we do have an obesity issue for a not insignificant portion of our computer-addicted population in the USA.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against, shall we say, oversized people, I just prefer not being one. I actually quite like them, they give me a feel good factor at the beach whilst providing some shade. ;)

there is no difference.... you compare and judge according to what you want.  

I'm partial to good looking people.  But, hey, I'm just human.  

bishop...win tournament then buy cake