Which is better, a bishop or a piece of delicious chocolate cake?

I was going to say, they run up your legs and grab your nuts, but I changed it. ;)

I just had a nice piece of Victoria sponge, with strawberry jam filling and white chocolate topping. Not a single thought concerning Bishops crossed my mind.

This is one of my little squirrel friends in Greenwich Park. Sweet!  

When I lived in apartment, we used to feed the birds and the squirrels became a real nuisance, and rather aggressive.  We lived up the street about from a nice little preserved (un-developed) area about 2 miles square.  A lot of trees. I trapped about three squirrels and relocated them to the park (and probably all the backyards of the neighboring houses).  I fed them for a few days to help with the transition.  I assume they survived.  I also know they didn't appreciate it too much - at first.  But wow.  I mean talk about climbing opportunites in that park and the chance to get some great exercise!

How come there's no baseball teams names after squirrels? 

Maybe The Seattle Squirrels might work.

Oh and chocolate cake!

nevermind bishop, i'll take the cake over the king

Chris de Burgh sang a song involving chess called the spanish train anyone know anymore songs with chess in them?

Yes, but do you ever think of cake when eating bishops?

If there's a cake in the pantry, I'm thinking about it.

You open your pantry.  Inside is a bald, red-faced, middle aged man with a miter and crosier.  You'd probably always be thinking of that, too.

Last night I drempt that I was holding a chocolate cake, suddenly a bishop appreared and tossed it in my face, so chocolate cake is better!

If you could dream of cake every night you wouldn't need to eat any in the day. Sounds like a good diet plan to me. I'll call it "Unconscious Eating" ;)

At the local dessert shop I posted pics of earlier, they had a piece of coconut creme cake.  I had something else in mind when we went a couple of weeks ago and I didn't buy it.  But I've been obsessed with trying a piece of it and have gone back three times now but it's always sold out, or I'd have to buy a whole coconut cream pie.  So I left empty handed (can't be going in for dessert multiple times a week and not expect weight problems).  But I am a man on a mission.

Sounds nice. I may have put on a few pounds just thinking about it. Is there such a thing as passive eating?

Not sure but I've heard of "pass it to me" eating!

chocolate cake

I prefere bishop

What about a delicious chocolate bishop?  Or is that frowned on by the Papacy?

Has anyone put this picture in this forum topic yet? I couldn't justify the time to check all previous nine pages...

It's a bishop on a horse. How witty of me. All kneel before my creativity. Please someone love me. Or at least like me. But I'll settle for indifference. Just don't hate me. Please.

Is there anyone there? Hello? Just me then, typing away on my laptop at 2am. I could be asleep right now...

Sleeping's no fun unless a chocolate cake is used as a pillow.