White to play... or not.

sadge

i was white in this position

ooh okay then not sadge

Kf9

wait then its sadge for black

Why not Kg9?

Right, but due to the extra pawn that Black has, White can legally place a tank on e9 and shoot the qu-- i mean BMW.

However, during WW2, tanks were introduced and they would nullify the effect of one BMW. They could only be placed if the opponent has an isolated passed pawn.

That's why ever since WW4, tanks were buffed to include THREE missile launches. This caused a real-life war (WW5) between the BMW supporters and the tank supporters, which happened in 2061. Since then, the BMW and tank have been modified to be worth exactly the same.

however this caused the famous WW11. this also introduced the new lightst- i mean mounted minigun. yes, mounted minigun... placing a tank automatically gives the BMW a minigun since WW11.

But this also broke the fourth wall and allowed me to play Kf9. I can't play Kg9 because i only broke parts of the fourth wall

You broke enough wall to get the white king to g9.

But the bishop from 1 googolplex light years away stopped me from going to Kg9

This is a troll forum

however the creators of this plot (elon mu- uhh i mean god) decided that queens at all times can go 4 sqaures forwards as long as it goes out of bounds. this is because minecraft players said so since they want to cross the graphical errors created in skygrid. as a result a tsar bomba will be launched onto your neighbor and they will carry it to your house. you will need to play vulcan to Vector3.new(0.00353,88.229937,6792302). this allows black however, to play clock ((1,0),/,(-1,-,1)/(0,1)/). after that you are comepletely losing because any move after allows WBa69 resulting in execution. this does not mean you lose, instead you lose this game and the next one before it starts. really sucks if its the last game in a tournament, which it is. since it is you have to offset yourself 1 millimeter in the 4th dimension and consume your left har- i mean arm. You can try buff dude to 101 feet away from school but as a result black can play SSCb17 and then no matter what buff dude dies on the next move to K to whichever square buff dude is on. that results in your mental sanity being decreased to 42% resulting in you commiting both mouth shut and permanent sleep.

This is not the case, as I had an UNO reverse card in my pocket. This makes it so that I win this game AND the next game.

But however, in another world where bishops overrun the king

You then release the 63 bishops and play the missile variation: boom boom launcher. This overruns everything, even the king. After that, everything exploded

however, this results in leonardo coming to your house and brutally murdering you. he has infinity reverse cards in his quilt ready to stab you with them using his .44 magnum