Who is the worst chess player ever?

BlunderUck and maxblunder. Rotten, bad, horrific! Any more adjectives or adverbs? Or anything? Cmon who is the worst?

Who enjoys the "agony of defeat?" I'd rather have a hot poker jammed into my eye. Much less painful I think. Just speculation as it has been a while since I drove a hot poker into my eyesocket. At the rate I'm blundering/losing it may have to get that poker out of the closet.

If he lived in another dimension where he was the only player
probably this guy....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05PW_7eHwak
I used 1 second the computer used 3 seconds and I won