Whoever plays e4 must pay me!!!!!!

I have already copyrighted the word "e4", so every time you receive a dollar, you must pay me two dollars. :P

i dont care if you copyrghted the word e4, im going to use it. e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4e4

@duckandcover: ah, but did you copyright it? i thought so
@stigmatisert: 1234567890
@chessgdt: it should, but i am being a troll by putting it here, p.s you owe me $43 (according to ms word's find feature)
@sgtdoodles: you must pay me three dollars everytime i pay you two dollars

@duckandcover: ah, but did you copyright it? i thought so
@stigmatisert: 1234567890
@chessgdt: it should, but i am being a troll by putting it here, p.s you owe me $43 (according to ms word's find feature)
@sgtdoodles: you must pay me three dollars everytime i pay you two dollars
TROLOLOL and BTW, You said you copyrighted the move, not the word, and my comment was directed at sgtdoodles

I have copyrighted the move e4
Therefore, you must either stop playing e4, or pay me a mere $1 per game.
This is effective immediately. Payments are accepted in cash, VISA and debit.
Don't try to cover up your e4 playing habits. I will find you and make you pay.
Why dont you play me big guy .Im an e4 player

zomg e4 is da worstest move everrr, who wud maek a move dat hangz a pawn???!??
ikr: look at above diagram

DaBigOne, no problem -- I will pay you every time I play 1 e4. As a bonus I'll even pay you every time I play 1 Nh3.

Trying to claim copyright royalties on the internet is probably a waste of time...
Oh no. What do you risk ?
Reminds me of a crook that sold (before medical stuff could do it) "I predict your child's gender for $10 - any mistake refunded". He sent to all marksmen and women "Your child will be a boy", pocketed the $10 when he was right, and refunded the other 50%.

Trying to claim copyright royalties on the internet is probably a waste of time...
Oh no. What do you risk ?
Reminds me of a crook that sold (before medical stuff could do it) "I predict your child's gender for $10 - any mistake refunded". He sent to all marksmen and women "Your child will be a boy", pocketed the $10 when he was right, and refunded the other 50%.
That doesn't make any sense, how could he make a profit?
He does not bet on the gender. He takes $10 in any case, and gives them back if it's a girl. So on the average he makes $5 per person.