Well I'm dead now so don't blame me. Your problem now.
Why are cows smarter than sheep, at chess???

trysts, you're cool and all, but cows and sheep are not important until they're processed to the point I can fit them into a sandwich.
Not a cheese eater, eh? You should really give it a try.
This entire conversation is ridiculous anyway. Ivan mentions goats, but everyone know the preeminent farm animal in the chess world:
HOGWASH!

Wonderful but you'll have to resize the thing
I don't understand the shape of the cowrooks?
This is a neat set. I have a chess collection, but I have stopped added to it, I think. I will just have to settle for saving the photo.
I cannot figure out what the cowrooks are either. I enlarged the photo and it looks like some sort of hay stacked.

What about those mountain goats that have one leg longer than another?
I don't think you can talk about that in the forums...
...also probably about the guy I thought was trying to help a goat over the fence
I am not sure we are talking about the same thing. I meant that they need one leg longer than another to walk around the mountain lol.

trysts, you're cool and all, but cows and sheep are not important until they're processed to the point I can fit them into a sandwich.
Not a cheese eater, eh? You should really give it a try.
Cheese also goes in sandwiches; in fact, I'm about to have pretzels with white cheddar and blue stilton. It fits in the original estimation.

Should I call Erik?
I already called Erik, and he changed his voice on the phone, acting like his secretary!
That's what his voice sounds like.
LisaV, I just spit my drink out!
5.30 am and havent slept!!
my whisky bottle must be leaking but for some reason I really did think you have got a chess plaaying sheep...
That I could comprehend but a chessical cow?!? now that I wanted to see documented

Should I call Erik?
I already called Erik, and he changed his voice on the phone, acting like his secretary!
That's what his voice sounds like.
LisaV, I just spit my drink out!
5.30 am and havent slept!!
my whisky bottle must be leaking but for some reason I really did think you have got a chess plaaying sheep...
That I could comprehend but a chessical cow?!? now that I wanted to see documented
Oh, I forgot about the strange evening this thread ocurred! My apologies to all those who have read it, yet remain confused as to the point of it Sorry, kaos2008

I googled chess cow and this came up.
Clearly this means trysts must be a leading authority on cow chess.
I googled chess cow and this came up.
Clearly this means trysts must be a leading authority on cow chess.
scary ain't it? she is the one that admits she doesn't know. batgirl is the only one with an answer and statistics to back it up.

But now I wonder if cows have high IQs.
Are they talented?
Can they be sarcastic?
I think cows can't play chess so I challenge the best chess cow to a chess to the death.
It doesn't seem like people want to face the original topic... Is this what we've become...?