Why are cows smarter than sheep, at chess???

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trysts

It doesn't seem like people want to face the original topic... Is this what we've become...?

oinquarki

Well I'm dead now so don't blame me. Your problem now.

trysts
oinquarki wrote:

Well I'm dead now so don't blame me. Your problem now.


S**t!Laughing

trysts
MyCowsCanFly wrote:
trysts wrote:

Especially, if they can fly??????


 Hay-larious


Laughing

electricpawn

pdela

Anyone can beat a cow!

bigpoison
theoreticalboy wrote:

trysts, you're cool and all, but cows and sheep are not important until they're processed to the point I can fit them into a sandwich.


Not a cheese eater, eh?  You should really give it a try.

This entire conversation is ridiculous anyway.  Ivan mentions goats, but everyone know the preeminent farm animal in the chess world:

HOGWASH!

Knightvanguard
heinzie wrote:

Wonderful but you'll have to resize the thing

I don't understand the shape of the cowrooks?


This is a neat set.  I have a chess collection, but I have stopped added to it, I think.  I will just have to settle for saving the photo.  

I cannot figure out what the cowrooks are either.  I enlarged the photo and it looks like some sort of hay stacked. 

Conquistador
pushwood47 wrote:
ivandh wrote:
Conquistador wrote:

What about those mountain goats that have one leg longer than another?


I don't think you can talk about that in the forums...


...also probably about the guy I thought was trying to help a goat over the fence


I am not sure we are talking about the same thing.  I meant that they need one leg longer than another to walk around the mountain lol.

theoreticalboy
bigpoison wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:

trysts, you're cool and all, but cows and sheep are not important until they're processed to the point I can fit them into a sandwich.


Not a cheese eater, eh?  You should really give it a try.


Cheese also goes in sandwiches; in fact, I'm about to have pretzels with white cheddar and blue stilton.  It fits in the original estimation.

bigpoison

Mmmmmmm...blue stilton.

kaos2008
trysts wrote:
LisaV wrote:
trysts wrote:
RDR75 wrote:

Should I call Erik?


I already called Erik, and he changed his voice on the phone, acting like his secretary!


That's what his voice sounds like.


LisaV, I just spit my drink out!


5.30 am and havent slept!!

my whisky bottle must be leaking but for some reason I really did think you have got a chess plaaying sheep...

That I could comprehend but a chessical cow?!? now that I wanted to see documentedInnocent

trysts
kaos2008 wrote:
trysts wrote:
LisaV wrote:
trysts wrote:
RDR75 wrote:

Should I call Erik?


I already called Erik, and he changed his voice on the phone, acting like his secretary!


That's what his voice sounds like.


LisaV, I just spit my drink out!


5.30 am and havent slept!!

my whisky bottle must be leaking but for some reason I really did think you have got a chess plaaying sheep...

That I could comprehend but a chessical cow?!? now that I wanted to see documented


Oh, I forgot about the strange evening this thread ocurred! My apologies to all those who have read it, yet remain confused as to the point of itLaughing Sorry, kaos2008Embarassed

rlm13

Bigger brains...

oinquarki
AnthonyCG wrote:

I googled chess cow and this came up.


Clearly this means trysts must be a leading authority on cow chess.

planeden
oinquarki wrote:
AnthonyCG wrote:

I googled chess cow and this came up.


Clearly this means trysts must be a leading authority on cow chess.


scary ain't it?  she is the one that admits she doesn't know.  batgirl is the only one with an answer and statistics to back it up.

trysts
AnthonyCG wrote:

I googled chess cow and this came up.


You guys are hilarious!Laughing

oinquarki
AnthonyCG wrote:

But now I wonder if cows have high IQs.

Are they talented?

Can they be sarcastic?


I think cows can't play chess so I challenge the best chess cow to a chess to the death.

oinquarki
AnthonyCG wrote:

But now I wonder if cows have high IQs.

Are they talented?

Can they be sarcastic?


And how can we get more black cows involved in chess?

trysts

Laughing