why do farmers dry out their corn fields?

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Ben-Lui

rowsweep, you nicked your avatar from a commercial site, so no wonder that you did the same with your supposed farmer friend:

http://www.ecwisner.com/image-galleries/portraits/neucomb115

Where do you get your chess games from? xD

rowsweep

the chess games we played. the farmer woud.not let me take his photo. i put some farmer pictures to make my post look nice and pretty. just seeing the chess viewer is boring.

Kronsteeen

Ben, that link is a deadend. Are you spreading rumors again.

Ben-Lui

Me? No never!! i just clicked on it and got a happy peach farmer ... rowsweep admitted his crime anyway!

ghostofmaroczy
Ben-Lui:

Me? No never!! i just clicked on it and got a happy peach farmer ... rowsweep admitted

#bigben

rowsweep

i had lunch today

and the person next to me told me that he was a plant manager

i assumed that he meant that he was a manager at a warehouse or factory

but he actually meant that he was landscape person and managed plants that go in people's yards

Ben-Lui

Don't we get a photo to prove it?

Squarely

Just guessing, but the Federal Government is probably paying farmers not to plant.  I know that doesn't make sense, but "they" have done it before. 

Squarely

Thank you for sharing, Rowsweep.  I think most of us are fortunate enough to have food on a daily basis.  I just have a friendly question:  "Has anyone scanned your logic/relevance connectivity circuts lately?"  Some may be a little loosely wrapped.  I will think of you guys if I ever have to eat my cell phone.

Squarely

Thanks for showing us your peaches, Ro, what if you accept my challenge to play chess? 

Squarely

Rowsweep:  you are a puzzle wrapped in an enigma inside a connumdrum.  Why do you block friend requests?  What's your deal, baby?  Are you on the bus or not?

Ben-Lui

Hey Squarely, grab that avatar and run it through Google picture search. It's not her/him.

Squarely

Ben-Lui:  Of course it is not her/him, it's me...

I think I should change it, some people hate.

Ben-Lui

I mean Rowsweep's avatar.

Squarely

I don't intrest you in the slightest?  Likewise.  Compliment returned.  Perhaps you should...oh, nevermind.  It fails to suprise me how mean people can be for no reason.

Ben-Lui

Yeah, I don't go for cryptic messages, sorry. Untracking.

Squarely

Please note, I have changed my avatar because some people are offended by a MAN in a UNIFORM. 

Squarely

Let us take a moment to mourn the loss of Ben-Lui from this most prestigous forum.  Ben-Lui...what a piece of work...attacks me by name and then tries to back-pedal and say he was talking about Rowsweep.  People, read them and weep.

Squarely

OK.  Let's move on.  The topic is Chess or Corn?  What are your deepest feelings?

Squarely

So now this forum has become a beginner's course on botany and the history of grass type plants?  The reason it is called "Farmer's Chess" is because it is for the simple minded (see your topic Chess or Checkers). I imagine you would be fun to play with, Miss Rowsweep, in the tall grass, but you might want to leave games to the old men at the cracker barrel in your local country store.  Have you taken up quilting yet?  I understand it is a very social activity for Mormons and respectable married ladies.  Don't forget to buy fly-strips and suspenders for your boyfriend.  How about the banjo?