Why do player stare at each other like a psycho?.

Is that Barney Google, with the Goo-goo-googly eyes?

he's sure winning the one against me..

Are they related?

Obviously a chess player:

Now flay away, little startling!

Fly! Fly! Fly!

If my opponent wants to stare at me, he/she can enjoy looking at me with these on:

Is double taping one of those nudie cards to your forehead considered wrong?

Yes! Tape is completely offensive!!!

(But using rubber glue is acceptable.)

Or staples!

Maybe a nail gun

And thumb tacks.

wire an actual nude woman to your cranium..there..you wanna have a staredown now, punk??? hey..im lookin atchu!!!

Or get Clint Eastwood to stand next to you, your opponent would come unglued!

Wahaahahhaaha... That pic was really horrible.. I dont know about others but that women and man will really win a game against me.. Lolzz

Not Chuck Norris?

My opponent would only come unglued, wondering why Clint was talking to that empty chair.......

I rarely stare at my opponent, because I don't have time or care to know what he looks like. Or she. Think about it this way. If you stare at your opponent, it's like a weakness. You're trying to intimidate them, which does almost nothing against higher rated players and is useless against lower rated players because odds are, the lower rated player is already intimidated. I rather just stare at the board or anywhere other than my opponent. I'd rather them think I am soulless or don't respect them enough to give them the humanity of a stare.

I've actually had an IM come up to me after a game (I wasn't playing him) and tell me that I'd be frightening to play against because I show no emotion during the game. Which is quite ironic, because I tend to show a lot of emotion when not in a chess game. He said I never looked at the opponent and kept my eyes on the board when I was at the board (I have a tendency to get up a lot and check out other games). I used to wear a ballcap when playing chess games so my opponent couldn't see my eyes or where at the board they were staring. Nowadays I clasp both hands together and put that on my forehead to act as a makeshift ballcap to cover my eyes. 

Oh good idea.. I will try the cap..

Lol, I said Clint Eastwood not Clint Howard.

Maybe you could instruct us as to the proper non-faggy color schemes.