Why do religious leaders feel threatened by chess?

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Priteshrp87
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BlargDragon

That was unkind. And would have worked just as well just in English.

bunicula

Apparently to claim bilinguality at the same time.

rothbard959

Ok, here is the main reason why fundamentalist religious leaders hate chess:

There is a secret code located on chessboard that allows humanity to achieve immortality. The most dramatic discontinuity will surely be when we achieve effective human immortality, which, whether it's achieved by biology or digitally is not clear, but that is something that inevitably will be achieved.

Did you know that there are 64 squares on the chessboard and 64 codons in human DNA?

RoobieRoo

wow its all wired now, wired to da moon.

Likhit1

Fischer was a theist-Checkmate Atheists!What a joke lol.Can't remember the name of the stupid cult leader that Fischer used to admire.the one who used to spew the jew hating garbage.Being religious sure did him good lol.

Mandy711

Maybe the cross on top of the king is the reason. If new designs use a crescent, some leaders wont object to chess anymore.

BlargDragon
Mandy711 wrote:

Maybe the cross on top of the king is the reason. If new designs use a crescent, some leaders wont object to chess anymore.

It would be pretty hilarious how many other leaders suddenly would, though.

BlargDragon
bunicula wrote:

Apparently to claim bilinguality at the same time.

Bilinguality is pretty cool, but it's like any other tool. If you have a wrench because you can fix cars for people, that's pretty awesome. If you have a wrench because you like causing concussions, no one's going to like you much.

bunicula

some people like concussions.  don't knock concussions

BlargDragon

I have pretty neutral feelings about concussions, but I still don't like others reaching for me with stuff. People touch my hair without asking and I just want to escape.

Priteshrp87

Arrey koni tari band kara re ha chutiya forum..( translation: somebody close this annoying forum)

Priteshrp87

Ye gabbas re. Bhenchod. Tujhya tar aaicha poocha tujhya mug..... Its in my marathi language. Now you find the translation for it. Good luck.

BlargDragon
Priteshrp87 wrote:

Arrey koni tari band kara re ha chutiya forum..( translation: somebody close this annoying forum)

who the hell do you think you are

BlargDragon
Priteshrp87 wrote:

Ye gabbas re. Bhenchod. Tujhya tar aaicha poocha tujhya mug..... Its in my marathi language. Now you find the translation for it. Good luck.

Please type all of your comments in Marathi (the language and script), untranslated, from now on.

Priteshrp87

Tujhya aichya gaandit paay. Madarchod.tujhya aichya gaandit ghaatla bulla re madarchod. Yedzhavya. Aifhalya raandichya. Tujhya aichya gaandit ghaatla paay

BlargDragon wrote:

Priteshrp87 wrote:

Ye gabbas re. Bhenchod. Tujhya tar aaicha poocha tujhya mug..... Its in my marathi language. Now you find the translation for it. Good luck.

Please type all of your comments in Marathi (the language and script), untranslated, from now on.

camurcu
I dechiffred the holy writings, sounds like Your talk but has outrageous meanings. Until scientists finish my work, nothings gonna change for You lousy folks.
Priteshrp87

[watch your language too -- MOD] your language

BlargDragon wrote:

Priteshrp87 wrote:

 

Ye gabbas re. Bhenchod. Tujhya tar aaicha poocha tujhya mug..... Its in my marathi language. Now you find the translation for it. Good luck.

 

 

Please type all of your comments in Marathi (the language and script), untranslated, from now on.

bunicula
Priteshrp87 wrote:

[removed -- MOD] your language

BlargDragon wrote:

Priteshrp87 wrote:

Ye gabbas re. Bhenchod. Tujhya tar aaicha poocha tujhya mug..... Its in my marathi language. Now you find the translation for it. Good luck.

Please type all of your comments in Marathi (the language and script), untranslated, from now on.

samer1234hag

i am muslem and i dont give a shit about saudi arabia mufti oppinion i like chess and no one can take that from me