wonder how louis armstrong & barry gibb would have sounded together
Why Do You Enjoy Chess?

Me no enjoy chess, me play for pass time, me no busy, me free internet, me got lot of time, me play chesse on chesse.com. me come on forum too to answer queastions.
Wat kin dof questins u anser?
me answer all questiaons. me no expert in chesse, so me no answer expurt queastion.
COOKIE MONSTER...IS...IS THAT YOU? !
Who cokie monster you talking about? me no cookie monstor.
Chess gives me the heebie-jeebies!
Doc you are a 2000+ player and a beer drinker to boot. I wish I had the heebie-jeebies.
If I hear their music, I get the Heebie-BeeGees!