Why do YOU not become a Grand Master

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Idrinkyourhealth
harryz wrote:

Because about 99.999% of the worlds population is too dumb to become a grandmaster, and I am in the 99.999%

98,035%*

ajttja

no, 99.314159

samtoyousir

You're all assuming everyone how isn't a GM is to dumb to be one, you're ignoring the point of the thread.

Ubik42

I am not a GM because oh look a shiny object!

batgirl

I wanna be a Grandmistress, ok?

jjrehp

beer

Jimmykay
Addicted-to-Chess97 wrote:

You're all assuming everyone how isn't a GM is to dumb to be one, you're ignoring the point of the thread.

this is a chess.com thread. you are SUPPOSED to ignore the point of the thread.

batgirl

Threads don't have points; needles have points.

odisea777
batgirl wrote:

Threads don't have points; needles have points.

stop needling people about threads before they unravel :(

Ubik42
ab121705 wrote:
batgirl wrote:

Threads don't have points; needles have points.

stop needling people about threads before they unravel :(

At first I thought that was pretty sharp. Now I just think its tacky.

odisea777
Ubik42 wrote:
ab121705 wrote:
batgirl wrote:

Threads don't have points; needles have points.

stop needling people about threads before they unravel :(

At first I thought that was pretty sharp. Now I just think its tacky.

So? (a needle pulling thread)

batgirl

I may become a Grandseamstress. I'm only sew-sew at chess.

Ballofwhacks

This is such a rediculous question. Consider the fact that some people have a life.

littledragons
batgirl wrote:

I may become a Grandseamstress. I'm only sew-sew at chess.

ha ha that left me in stitches...

I_Am_Second
Ballofwhacks wrote:

This is such a rediculous question. Consider the fact that some people have a life.

Everyone has a life...

littledragons

well spotted watson.

Chessman265

Oh great, now we have to destroy every Burger King near Toronto, Canada.

I_Am_Second
harryz wrote:
I_Am_Second wrote:
Ballofwhacks wrote:

This is such a rediculous question. Consider the fact that some people have a life.

Everyone has a life...

You dont say?

Correct! I dont say...I posted...

tribal-moves

Because GrandMaster is just a DREAM, And I never take this dream seriously. Lack of motivation in short. 

littledragons

Do you have asian parents?