Why does chess attract so many beta males?

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ginzbirdman

I can bench press 29 corn kernels.  you F w the chicken you get the beak my friends.

LondonDungeon

@ginzbirdman I wonder how you'd look with a beer in your keister on a vertical roaster properly seasoned. 

It may be duck season or wabbit season but my chicken reasoning is right in the cabinet. And this goose says your goose is cooked. I'm from Kentucky. Our state bird is fried chicken.

LondonDungeon
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:

fried in whiskey

Beer for my horses

ginzbirdman

as I have pointed out repeatedly to you ignoramuses, the chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) is a type of domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl (Gallus gallus).  Originally raised for cockfighting or for special ceremonies, chickens were not kept for food until the Hellenistic period (4th–2nd centuries BC).  so get your alpha on and massacre the wild bird but the chicken was not first bred for food. Chickens are social, inquisitive, intelligent birds, and many find their behaviour entertaining.

so saith wiki and so saith I.  thou shalt not slay the chicken neither fricasseed, fried nor beer in beak.  lest he slay thee.

 

thus spake ginzbirdman, alpha of all alpha birds.

autobunny
Quwu wrote:
TakeThisPawn wrote:

There are so many bad losers in chess. Even all the way up to GM level. *cough Nakamura *cough. *snipomorphia*

Did I just watch an amateur player who wears a bag over his head in his avatar make a thread to call Nakamura a beta male? 

He's just protecting us from his awesomeness 

autobunny
ginzbirdman wrote:

*sniporama* thus spake ginzbirdman, alpha of all alpha birds.

You haven't met our resident but currently absentee duck,  have you? 

congrandolor

I am an epsilon male. Just sexi as hell, b***ches

autobunny
congrandolor wrote:

I am an epsilon male. Just sexi as hell, b***ches

Not many female dogs on this site though 

LondonDungeon
ginzbirdman wrote:

as I have pointed out repeatedly to you ignoramuses, the chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) is a type of domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl (Gallus gallus).  Originally raised for cockfighting or for special ceremonies, chickens were not kept for food until the Hellenistic period (4th–2nd centuries BC).  so get your alpha on and massacre the wild bird but the chicken was not first bred for food. Chickens are social, inquisitive, intelligent birds, and many find their behaviour entertaining.

so saith wiki and so saith I.  thou shalt not slay the chicken neither fricasseed, fried nor beer in beak.  lest he slay thee.

 

thus spake ginzbirdman, alpha of all alpha birds.

Here in Kentucky chickens have been known to fight. My Sterling used to be a big town for it. Me I consider that a waste of a tasty morsels. 

Also the gizzards, hearts and livers make good catfish bait.

autobunny
52yrral wrote:

*TakeThisPawn*   Sounds like entrapment!

Not as much as takethisbishop

autobunny
MikeDoolzinski wrote:
ginzbirdman wrote:

*snippity*

Here in Kentucky chickens have been known to fight. My Sterling used to be a big town for it. Me I consider that a waste of a tasty morsels. 

Also the gizzards, hearts and livers make good catfish bait.

Was about to say "have a heart" but... 

ABC_of_EVERYTHING

I know people in general like alpha male and also they get the best girl. But we have to make it as a thing so  we can be proud of .  So,  do you create a separate box in the resume to include  it. 

ABC_of_EVERYTHING

i am actually omega male in real life. 

Fowler2006
What are Alpha, Omega, and Beta males? I have honestly never heard this term used in Finland.
Strangemover

I'm an Echo male. An Echo male. 

AussieMatey

I am actually o a mega beta male in real life.

Fowler2006
Ok, what are these male specimens?
YesPromise

(☆-v-)

knightscape007

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Strangemover

That says blow right?