Why Knights Are Trash

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MisterWindUpBird
Jenium wrote:

They can also move like the Russian "Г".

Did you say 'Russian!!!!???!!!!'

LitterPicker
glow_squid wrote:

they are the only pieces that can take out queens easily

Why Queens, particularly? Can they not also take out other boroughs of New York City?

accuratetorpedo
LitterPicker wrote:

The trick with a knight is to knock him off his horse. Their armour is so heavy, they can't get up again. At a convenient moment in the battle, you can just saunter up to him, lift his visor, and drive your sword through his face.

woke up and chose violence

accuratetorpedo
LitterPicker wrote:
glow_squid wrote:

they are the only pieces that can take out queens easily

Why Queens, particularly? Can they not also take out other boroughs of New York City?

manhatten will be harder. too many people. more people=more cars=more chances to get run over. also, more police. tasers are extra effective now cus metal armor is a conductor of electricity.

MisterWindUpBird
glow_squid wrote:

they are the only pieces that can take out queens

Knights are very easy and swing both ways. They will date anyone. Queens, Bishops, anything that moves, really.wn.pngbn.png Ohh yeah!!! Not fussy at all...

accuratetorpedo
MisterWindUpBird wrote:
glow_squid wrote:

they are the only pieces that can take out queens

Knights are very easy and swing both ways. They will date anyone. Queens, Bishops, anything that moves, really. Ohh yeah!!! Not fussy at all...

ayo 🤨?