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worshipping satan improves chess skill?
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If Satan worship improved chess skill...wait, how would one even control for that?
Sep 15, 2014
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TheGreatOogieBoogie wrote:
If Satan worship improved chess skill...wait, how would one even control for that?
we should start studying this group:
http://www.chess.com/groups/view/cos
Sep 15, 2014
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The Church of Satan doesn't worship Satan. They are essentially a bunch of egotistical atheists.
Why would anyone worship a hockey player and what does that have to do with chess?
Sep 15, 2014
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No. But if you get good enough Satan will worship you. The best way to get good at chess is to sacrifice a virgin to Huiztilpochtli and Tezcatlipoca. You can either throw her into a volcano or carve out her heart with a sharp knife.
Sep 15, 2014
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ManintheMiddleAttacK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! FIRST OF ALL WHY WOULD YOU WORSHIP A DEVIL, ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS BRING TO TO HELL TO SUFFER AND BURN FOR ETERNITY!?!?! SOME GREAT DEMON TO WORSHIP WOULDN'T YOU SAY?!?!?!
BESIDES JESUS ALREADY DEFESTED DEATH AND THE DEVIL FOR US.
MasterMatthew52 escribió:
ManintheMiddleAttacK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! FIRST OF ALL WHY WOULD YOU WORSHIP A DEVIL, ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS BRING TO TO HELL TO SUFFER AND BURN FOR ETERNITY!?!?! SOME GREAT DEMON TO WORSHIP WOULDN'T YOU SAY?!?!?!
BESIDES JESUS ALREADY DEFESTED DEATH AND THE DEVIL FOR US.
Have you ever realized that you cannot burn eternally?
Sep 15, 2014
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You don't get it. Jesus loves you. And if you dare disagree he will torture you forever.
granitoman wrote:
MasterMatthew52 escribió:
ManintheMiddleAttacK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! FIRST OF ALL WHY WOULD YOU WORSHIP A DEVIL, ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS BRING TO TO HELL TO SUFFER AND BURN FOR ETERNITY!?!?! SOME GREAT DEMON TO WORSHIP WOULDN'T YOU SAY?!?!?!
BESIDES JESUS ALREADY DEFESTED DEATH AND THE DEVIL FOR US.
Have you ever realized that you cannot burn eternally?
ONLY IF UR NAME HAPPENS TO BE BOOBY FISCHER
Selling your soul to the Devil is an age old solution to improvement is all walks of life but it does have its drawbacks. Like saying goodbye to all the good things you ever loved in your life.
Have you heard of Michael Corleone?
I tried this back in the 80s and it didn't work. I got my best results after I started worshipping Xipe Totec, but the FBI shut us down because human sacrifice is "illegal" or some such nonsense.
YMMV
Sep 15, 2014
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#14
So much for freedom of worship.
SilentKnighte5 wrote:
I tried this back in the 80s and it didn't work. I got my best results after I started worshipping Xipe Totec, but the FBI shut us down because human sacrifice is "illegal" or some such nonsense.YMMV
Dumb post
In before the deletion of this thread!!!
Can anyone enlighten me here? Does worshipping satan improves chess skill?