Worst excuses for losing

Somebody set my computer on fire

i died

i died but then got back aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry i dropped the piece un the wrong squer

yes his stronger than mine  of  onlinearena

I'm to good to show my full power (best ever)

My friend accidentally burned my fire-proof phone instead of a test phone and the fire hates my phone.

I forgot the queen piece back home

I drowned myself in money.

"The only reason why you won is because you kept pushing your pawns!"

the reason you won is because you are so stupid I pitied you and let you win.

did you just copy my thread?

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/worst-excuses-for-losing

The king is the worst peice on the board