Worst Thing To Do On Your First Love

.. I've found that Not making, more than 2 second 'eye- contact' ..from the 'Get -Go'.. {even before, the hypothetical, initial 'intro'}.. Is a Good 'Non-Starter' in letting them, {regardless-of-gender}, that you're Not available! ..{although I don't think, in retrospect.. that-that's relevant, to the question}.

.. It's been, a L-o-n-g, D-a-y! ..

Best one so far.

Tell him you once fell in love w/ a plumeria, but got talked out of it by a palm-reading mystic on Waikiki Beach. 

Be like, "You know what I wanna do with you right now?" "What?" *pulls out chessboard* "Play some chess."

Thyvoice

What about the fifth, seventh or whatever.

What has Kasparov done to his nose? A boxing fight?

Staff finally caught me & put this in Off-Topic. O well, I lasted quite a while....& that makes me happy !

Sadly tho', it won't be showing up on the Most Recent Posts list at right....boo hoo 

Accuse him of being a closet Barry Manilow fan ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX5Rcv-rwr4

Tell him you trained w/ Ronda Rousey & you're a Grandmaster Kung Foo Fighter.... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I2MHj1iDIU

Yeah...  i thought so too.....  

King Kong shows up just as the moment is about to get right...! 

When he calls, keep telling him that the guy who answers all the time is 'just a friend'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg

Tell him that you hafta stop by your parole officer's to let him know that you two are going to the casino for a drink.

Tell him that your pitbull "Rage" won't attack him when he comes to the door...."b/cuz I told him to stop doing that to everyone".

Not sure what you mean by doing something ON your first love. Like standing, spitting, falling, dining,..?

That's there's 'a pretty good chance' that you're finally over your mononucleosis ?

Tell him that your practiced all day to sing the "Banana Fana Fo Fana...." song in Pig Latin just to impress him ?

You used to have beautifully long red fingernails....but bit all of them off to the nubs when you felt unworthy of ever "getting" a boyfriend ?

It's a blind date w/ him....

....and in trying to impress him over your cell ?....you tell him that everyone says you look, talk, & dance like Soul Train Superfreak Cheryl Song....but you're actually a paunchy, dirtywater blonde.

I better stop now........