Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

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Eating fried liver... 

Develop your peace

282. Go bull-riding in a chess-and-china shop. Yippee-ki-yi-yay! It's rodeo time.

Play with vanilla and chocolate chess pieces and eat your vanilla king.

this site is about chess....correct ?

Chess is popular with kids, and the forums aren't very strict. Topics like this exist alongside chess topics.

Now you're just being redundant.... 

Doubt .

think you will win .

283. Going for a 5,000 kilometer ride in your Hummer Turbo to think about it awhile.

284. Making your first move slowly but Shirley.

Creating spaces between words and periods        .

Continuing to create spaces between words and periods                   .

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If it's OTB competitive chess, have a mobile phone in your pocket with a really loud ring tone and get your friend to ring it just after you've touched a piece to make your first move.

This site is strictly tiddlywinks; if you don't have any winks or tiddlies, then, well, adios, amigo.

If it's OTB get your generic smart phone. Make sure that your opponent sees you opening a chess app, make your first move. Make exactly the same move on your chess app and then strategically place the phone so only you can see it.

Make the first move when you have the black pieces. When

your opponent objects, say "what difference does it make?"