334. Fork your opponent with a knife.
12. Flip the table towards your opponent
323. Pin the queen down with your nook.
Say lets date after you checkmate him...
Let's date---checkmate
Spill your water and found out it was really nitrogen and accidentally shatter your hands
Nazi Salute
Feacisicate....
Not what you think... Check it up...
Play e4 then e2 then e4 for your moves
Hang the Queen...
...
Double post
Reacting when you're about to eat some pineapple and your sister comes downstairs and pinches some.
Unresign
Reresign
Or even better, if your playing the black pieces tell him that you should get to go first anyway.
328. Scratch your head and get arrested.
Eat the chess clock because it was blue and it looked like blueberry
334. Fork your opponent with a knife.