Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

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ChessPlayinDude47

334. Fork your opponent with a knife.

TheChessAddict21

12. Flip the table towards your opponent

KS-Y

323. Pin the queen down with your nook.

KS-Y

Say lets date after you checkmate him...

Let's date---checkmate

KS-Y

Spill your water and found out it was really nitrogen and accidentally shatter your hands

egoole

Nazi Salute

egoole

Feacisicate.... 

Not what you think... Check it up... Cool

AChessPlayer2016
KS-Y wrote:

Play e4 then e2 then e4 for your moves

egoole

pjr2468

Hang the Queen...

GuardianOfTheKing

...

egoole

Double post

AussieMatey

Reacting when you're about to eat some pineapple and your sister comes downstairs and pinches some.

egoole

Unresign

llcao
When you're playing white tell your black opponent that white always goes first and have him get all mad at you
egoole

Reresign

DonThe2nd
LeonCao17 wrote:
When you're playing white tell your black opponent that white always goes first and have him get all mad at you


Or even better, if your playing the black pieces tell him that you should get to go first anyway.

KS-Y

328. Scratch your head and get arrested.

llcao
When you are playing white, play 1.h6
KS-Y

Eat the chess clock because it was blue and it looked like blueberry