Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move

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334. Fork your opponent with a knife.

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12. Flip the table towards your opponent

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323. Pin the queen down with your nook.

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Say lets date after you checkmate him...

Let's date---checkmate

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Spill your water and found out it was really nitrogen and accidentally shatter your hands

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Nazi Salute

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Feacisicate.... 

Not what you think... Check it up... Cool

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KS-Y wrote:

Play e4 then e2 then e4 for your moves

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Hang the Queen...

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Double post

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Reacting when you're about to eat some pineapple and your sister comes downstairs and pinches some.

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Unresign

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When you're playing white tell your black opponent that white always goes first and have him get all mad at you
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Reresign

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LeonCao17 wrote:
When you're playing white tell your black opponent that white always goes first and have him get all mad at you


Or even better, if your playing the black pieces tell him that you should get to go first anyway.

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328. Scratch your head and get arrested.

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When you are playing white, play 1.h6
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Eat the chess clock because it was blue and it looked like blueberry