Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
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Eat a raw CAT
Offer them some
Ask the arbiter to verify your repetition draw claim on the scoresheet.
May 3, 2019
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#644
Declare you won the game and offer the score sheet from the previous round. If your opponent has any objections loudly accuse them of lying.
Phone home and tell your spouse you are winning!
May 3, 2019
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#646
Arisktotle wrote:
Phone home and tell your spouse you are winning!
I've seen people do that.
Destroyer942 wrote:
Arisktotle wrote:
Phone home and tell your spouse you are winning!
I've seen people do that.
I try to be realistic 
May 11, 2019
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#648
In many events, after careful consideration of all the relative facts. I offered this analysis of our chess matches. "Do you want to know when you made your first mistake?" "It was when you first sat down."
Ciao,
Timothy Scott Puente
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leak gas from your buttock
leak gas from your buttock
Try to prove that White wins by analyzing all games ever possible 10^(10^(10^...}100 10-s seconds until losing game!
TimothyScottPuente schreef:
Ask; "Do you come here often?"
Ciao
Or: Haven t I seen you before?
Do absolutely nothing and lose
Say "i'm teaming with him"
ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
KS-Y wrote:
Wear a diaper.
107. Taking off the diaper after you do "your thing" inside of it and go au naturel the rest of the game.
Ew
PINK ASKED SHEEP KILLING A GOOD FORUM ? : - " WORST THING TO DO ON YOUR FIRST MOVE" ??? Ask any rooster (technically called a cock in Canadian English) that solely rules a hen house. What is the WORST THING TO DO ON YOUR FIRST MOVE in a CHESS GAME or at 1st. cock's crow IN A HENHOUSE FULL OF GOOD LOOKING CHICKENS (& technically hot to trot) If he is being straight with you he would say it is the accursed : - WET FART CHESS RULES !!!