Would You Rather

Lick a living sea slug 50 times or never play chess for the rest of your life.

Sadly, I would choose never play chess

Usually chess players lick sea slugs every day.

Your posed question, hardly qualifies.. but, it reminded me, nevertheless ..

http://biblereasons.com/idle-words/

She sells sea slugs and she sells seashells by the slugshore. She licks sea slugs, gets sick looking at slick seals in her heels, and lugs while she lags. And if she seems sluggish, she'll shell out some nice mucilage for fifty bucks and a can of anchovies cause she's got the deal sealed, Sluggo.

I would lick the sea slug. But if it had been something more disgusting in my opinion, like a worm, I would have chosen to never play chess.

i don't think so

The first one, easily.  

Since this thread, started out with a 'posed' choice - Temporarily, 'Raising' the level of dialogue.