You are a pussy cat if you dont play Mainlines!

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chessfreak

Players are always olay sidelines or some Dumb gambit opening because they are terrified to play mainline openings in where you actually have to try and remember openings. Everyone is scared of the unknown, just remember them and play them, everyone is so damn lazy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

IcyTexture
You are right. But are you saying you are scared? Why are u complaining about people not playing mainline? You probably just memorize moves. When someone doesn't play mainline, u are suppose to be happy, not scared
Diakonia
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chessfreak

IcyTexture wrote:

You are right. But are you saying you are scared? Why are u complaining about people not playing mainline? You probably just memorize moves. When someone doesn't play mainline, u are suppose to be happy, not scared

Im happy either way but people are terrified of mainline cause they lack in memory and take the cowards way out.

Bilbo21
Diakonia wrote:

Meowwww...

Hey, I was going to make that joke but you beat me to it.  How dare you

Kieseritzkys_Revenge

There is actually a very rare bread of pussy cat that is a herd animal.  Bovius catus.  So your parody thread falls flat.

ANOK1

chessfreak is chess not allowed to evolve ?

why should a player allow their opponent a game that is covered in a gazillion text books or worse -"duhhhh what does database say "

imagination in chess is a beautiful thing , dont be such a wuss (slang for coward ) dare to evolve

Diakonia
Bilbo21 wrote:
Diakonia wrote:

Meowwww...

Hey, I was going to make that joke but you beat me to it.  How dare you

I will delete it, so you can GO FOR IT!

glamdring27

What is the point of memorising a load of mainlines?  Just play chess.  It's not like people on here are playing for he world championship.  I don't avoid or go for mainlines because I don't know or care what most of them are, I just start playing chess from the start.

I'll leave the memorisation for people with nothing better to do with their time.

chessfreak

ANOK1 wrote:

chessfreak is chess not allowed to evolve ?

why should a player allow their opponent a game that is covered in a gazillion text books or worse -"duhhhh what does database say "

imagination in chess is a beautiful thing , dont be such a wuss (slang for coward ) dare to evolve

You cannot evolve when you play inferior openings.

chessfreak

Kieseritzkys_Revenge wrote:

There is actually a very rare bread of pussy cat that is a herd animal.  Bovius catus.  So your parody thread falls flat.

No.

Kieseritzkys_Revenge

Yes.

Cat cheese is quite yummy.

chessfreak

Kieseritzkys_Revenge wrote:

Yes.

Cat cheese is quite yummy.

You love cat cheese then you would probably also like dickk cheese.

Kieseritzkys_Revenge
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SMeesin
chessfreak wrote:
ANOK1 wrote:

chessfreak is chess not allowed to evolve ?

why should a player allow their opponent a game that is covered in a gazillion text books or worse -"duhhhh what does database say "

imagination in chess is a beautiful thing , dont be such a wuss (slang for coward ) dare to evolve

You cannot evolve when you play inferior openings.

chessfreak

Kieseritzkys_Revenge wrote:

You can have some of my homemade Fromunda cheese. Fromundadeeznutz, son!

Wasn't even funny.

ANOK1

at which point in your thread did you ask any of us to make you laugh whilst you insulted us ? have some respect or get back under the bridge

Raspberry_Yoghurt

I don't even know what a mainline is, so what does that make me? Heck, I might even be playing 'em and I wouldn't be able to tell if me life depended on it.

Diakonia
Raspberry_Yoghurt wrote:

I don't even know what a mainline is, so what does that make me? Heck, I might even be playing 'em and I wouldn't be able to tell if me life depended on it.

Worrying about "mainlines" are the last thing on your list of improvement.  Unless you want to sound all important and what not.

chessfreak

ANOK1 wrote:

at which point in your thread did you ask any of us to make you laugh whilst you insulted us ? have some respect or get back under the bridge

Stfu little pussy cat. I can say whatever I want doesn't matter if I asked anybody for anything or not.