You are a pussy cat if you dont play Mainlines!


You are right. But are you saying you are scared? Why are u complaining about people not playing mainline? You probably just memorize moves. When someone doesn't play mainline, u are suppose to be happy, not scared

There is actually a very rare bread of pussy cat that is a herd animal. Bovius catus. So your parody thread falls flat.

chessfreak is chess not allowed to evolve ?
why should a player allow their opponent a game that is covered in a gazillion text books or worse -"duhhhh what does database say "
imagination in chess is a beautiful thing , dont be such a wuss (slang for coward ) dare to evolve

Meowwww...
Hey, I was going to make that joke but you beat me to it. How dare you
I will delete it, so you can GO FOR IT!

What is the point of memorising a load of mainlines? Just play chess. It's not like people on here are playing for he world championship. I don't avoid or go for mainlines because I don't know or care what most of them are, I just start playing chess from the start.
I'll leave the memorisation for people with nothing better to do with their time.

chessfreak is chess not allowed to evolve ?
why should a player allow their opponent a game that is covered in a gazillion text books or worse -"duhhhh what does database say "
imagination in chess is a beautiful thing , dont be such a wuss (slang for coward ) dare to evolve

There is actually a very rare bread of pussy cat that is a herd animal. Bovius catus. So your parody thread falls flat.

Yes.
Cat cheese is quite yummy.

chessfreak is chess not allowed to evolve ?
why should a player allow their opponent a game that is covered in a gazillion text books or worse -"duhhhh what does database say "
imagination in chess is a beautiful thing , dont be such a wuss (slang for coward ) dare to evolve
You cannot evolve when you play inferior openings.

You can have some of my homemade Fromunda cheese. Fromundadeeznutz, son!

at which point in your thread did you ask any of us to make you laugh whilst you insulted us ? have some respect or get back under the bridge

I don't even know what a mainline is, so what does that make me? Heck, I might even be playing 'em and I wouldn't be able to tell if me life depended on it.

I don't even know what a mainline is, so what does that make me? Heck, I might even be playing 'em and I wouldn't be able to tell if me life depended on it.
Worrying about "mainlines" are the last thing on your list of improvement. Unless you want to sound all important and what not.
Players are always olay sidelines or some Dumb gambit opening because they are terrified to play mainline openings in where you actually have to try and remember openings. Everyone is scared of the unknown, just remember them and play them, everyone is so damn lazy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )