You can't handle the truth. Not any of you!!!!!!

@George1st - thank you, sir. i calls them as i sees them. with no malice aforethought. just good clean fun.

@Writch - sir, i could not agree with you more. we should all just get over ourselves. really now.

a little bit of my truth. peace out... have a lovely day!!

You shouldn't preach to us about not living with the negativity: just review your initial post.

I can enjoy a joke like the most of the rest, it just has to be a little more obviously jocular, you know?

Your faux wisdom was weighed and found wanting, to wit, your wit is what needs whetting.

 @Writch's truth tis funny!

 oh, yea... all those w's remind me of...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0ATmlHby8&feature=related

FWIW, I take it all back with apologies.

After reviewing, Georgie couldn't have been serious and I was too much so. My bad.

I'm having a bad week off-site and turned to an anonymous punching bag.

So while I'm over me now, please feel free to get over me as well.

Cheers!

Please do write something , anything witty? Try not to let your ego mix in your theasaurus wording. I'm sure you must be a very well read woman indeed. I'm sure everyone here would like nothing more than a really good laugh! Please post your witty sense of humour, for our side splitting and belly aching entertainment.

You come across with an extremely sharp yet almost hidden talent, that will have us rolling around in laughter after reading your forum.

I have just made up a nickname for you. I hope you like it?  

                        "Happy"

Don't thank me. You're the one that's spent all your life, becoming who you've become. "Congratulations"! I would be deeply honoured to learn this wonderful way of thinking.  I'm 53 and have never been on any medication or had an illness in my life. Hopefully You can turn all that around for me. Something I'm surely looking forward to, as well.

Sincerely hoping things start looking up for you,

You will always be in my thoughts.

George1st 

Looks like someone didn't read ahead and/or skipped my retraction-with-apologies post, #53 (my thesaurus says I could have also screamed "UNCLE!")

That's okay. It still holds... Please, get over me and my whimsy and accept "you were right" for an answer.

Lol. mine too.

what does any of this have to do with anything?

The Truth is actually a new Opening Line that George1st was pioneering... apparently (and unfortunately) with disappointing results. But it just confirmed the old chestnut: The truth hurts.

Truth hurts, but truthiness comes with waffles.

i thought it was love hurts... then you need waffles and lots of them... with extra syrup and whipped cream please. yummy.

You should try syrup and whipped cream during love. Talk about getting broken-hearted...

Perhaps BlacB is right: it's love hurts. And when does love hurt? When it's lies.

So: Love = Hurt = Lies. Transitive property applies, thus Love = Lies.

And if yummy waffles with extra syrup is the opposite (not just neutralizing) of Hurt by making you feel good, then does that mean Waffles = Hate?

But you Love Waffles, so does that mean waffles = Love? Then also = Hurt = Lies (they do just kinda lie there).

Now my head hurts. I'd love to lie down.

Exactly!

Dear Writch

To lie is to hurt love. Love is to lie to be hurt. To hurt is to lie to love.

That was fun.

Sincerely yours, if you want?

George1st

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Well unlike cheese and fine wine, this thread is not getting better with age.

is it that bad ?