You might be a chess player if...

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You're impressed by a bombers' use of c4

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... you think life imitates chess.

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you eat your jellies

http://youtu.be/AIJX3RLZKRw

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You have a checkered past

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If you block people who don't know you for no reason.

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...you've ever referred to your children as "My little pawns"

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Bonsai_Dragon wrote:

...you've ever referred to your children as "My little pawns"

 

hahahahahahaha omg!!!

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Just don't sac your children!

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You might be a chess player if...

You pick your nose on DVD

(Roman Dzindzichashvili)

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Bonsai_Dragon wrote:

You might be a chess player if....You scrutinize positions on any chess board shown on TV or in films.

yes, it is common for TV shows to mix up the king and queen in starting position, they also have board sideways. I saw both in mini documentary about what chess is.

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Yes I do!

Bonsai_Dragon wrote:

...if you are reading this....

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Newba wrote:

Just don't sac your children!

lol!

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I bet you this was a very good chess movie!

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Bonsai_Dragon wrote:

You might be a chess player if....You scrutinize positions on any chess board shown on TV or in films.

On a plane I once saw this movie about chess that was about some female South African chess player. One time a scene went to a position she was playing for less than a second and I immediately said "whoah, that's not good. White has a smothered mate in five." I guess that kind of ruined the next 30 seconds for me where you were supposed to be impressed and surprised by the protagonist's queen sacrifice.

 

The climax of the movie was really weird and made no sense. The audience cheered after she promoted a pawn in a position where she was already up two rooks and her opponent's king was in the middle of the board about to get checkmated. It was almost like an "it's time to resign" pawn promotion rather than a "now I win" promotion but everyone was hold their breath wondering who was winning.

 

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I wonder what the title was?

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Ttue!

Bonsai_Dragon wrote:

You might be a chess player if....You find yourself discussing a movie about chess on a chess forum. lol

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...you see a black and white checkered tile floor and invariably wonder if you could play a giant chess game on it.

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You might be a chess player if....you have ever asked your cable provider of they have a chess channel.

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....you own more than one chess set.

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... you named your son Garry, your daughter Judith.

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... if I had a visuo-spatial scratchpad and working memory that could see more than one move ahead. On a bad day it doesn't even see one move ahead...