.....You think a gambit is a group trip to the casino
You might not be a chess player if...
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Apr 5, 2017
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#23
...the h1 square is a dark square and you say who cares let's just play anyway
....you say King me when your pawn reach the 8th.
Apr 5, 2017
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#26
...you think Giuoco Piano is an Italian manufacturer of musical instruments.
lol good one!
Apr 5, 2017
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#29
If you think a4 and h4 are the two best opening moves because it looks like a goalpost.
Apr 6, 2017
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#30
universityofpawns wrote:
If you think a4 and h4 are the two best opening moves because it looks like a goalpost.
slight edit to yours: if you think a4 and h4 are the two best opening moves because it works in call of duty therefore it must work in chess.
...you have named your chess pieces.
You call knights horses.
Apr 6, 2017
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#34
...if you ask your FM friend if people are constantly finding new strategies to play...
(lol [soooo cheeeesy])
Apr 6, 2017
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#35
you don't know how the pieces move
you are the guy in @ChinoftheQuinn's video (remember that guy who sounded like Squidward?)
If you insist on calling a rook a castle.
if u play the game like checkers
if u call a rook a castle and a knight a horse
Apr 6, 2017
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#39
You might not be a reader if you post the exact same thing that others posted just a few posts up from your own.
(#48 - #46 - #41)
.... you play candy crush and pokemon.