You Should Be Forced to Resign

No no, we have only sought in our small way to embellish your masterpiece!  We have seen Hurricane blow, we've seen Vulcans and Poindexters, and yes, even the true face of wafflle (who for once has gotten the joke!).  A round of confetti for everyone, and tell the Grand Marshall to please let the victory parade begin!...

You're gonna get the muzzle straped on again.

I attribute my fabulously good looks to a strict diet of waffles and waffle related foods.  For lunch I have a waffle salad with a waffle smoothie made entierly of waffle batter.

Perfectly possible and legal.

Yep, the Hurricane's been unleashed...

Nice hack.

lol

just one possibility out of almost infinitely many legal ways to reach it. I came up with it on the spot, it is not hard to legally reach that position

A staggering achievement!

lol

Tal would have resigned so many times that he would have been a class D patzer.

I feel like I should win a prize for not being the last person to catch the sarcasm lol.

Yeah, then all his sacrifices really would've been unsound.

Kj5#

actual game by Edward Lasker, illustrates that, at the end, white would be better off without the pieces around his king

thick

Yes.

I think that not being that person should be prize enough. 

Try this one:

http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1243036

The loser was four times champion of France.

... and again, he would have been better off if one of those pieces was gone.

People are just posting stupid pictures that have nothing to do with the proposed rule. I suppose the lack of any valid argument against it in four pages of posts should be proof enough that my rule has no downside and even serves to fix more of the game of Chess than I had intended.