Any way to change those chess greeters message?
That sounds like a good message to me. It introduces the fact that the greeters are humans and not computers. I've also had someone ask me if I'm human. I said, "No, I'm vacationing from Mars and I decided to try out the Internet."
Just kidding, I didn't say that. It would be funny, but I don't want to turn anyone away from chess.com. 
One newcomer got quite irrate with me because i wouldn't move quick enough, i tried introducing them to bitch chess
[yes it was a typo, i meant blitz .. and luckily i changed it before sending].
Much better!
The following suggestion may be turning a 'hello' into War and Peace, but it would solve the "Are you a computer?" anxiety:
MEMBERNAME will answer any questions you might have about Chess.com and how to use this site. To find out more about your greeter, click their name and see their profile.
hybridy, i've had the same .. they log in, have a look around, make one move and thats it. But alteast even if a handful out of all of them do actually stay, then some good came out of it.
I have the same problem with three out of five of my games, two are interested in the site and playing, the others logged on and haven't come back so far

where do we go to change them or is there a automatic message for each game
