Banned

like what? give me an example.
Probably something in the category of your mother, and by calling her the name she usually goes by when working. And logically as you being a son of "your mother", you've inherited at least a well fitting title.
you showed me
No one else thinks that "you showed me" is full of win. It reminds me of my brother :D

what does "full of win" mean?
That it was funny, clever, or just awesome.
shit. you showed me.

What has he gotten away with? Has he stolen your hat?

What has he gotten away with? Has he stolen your hat?
He has been getting away with terrible treatment of many people on this site for three years. You have not experienced any of it however.

That's because bigpoison isn't a nitwit.
There would have to be a lot of "nitwit"s on this site for his behavior to be justified by that (even then, it wouldn't be justified).

You can get temporarily kicked from Livechess if you type in the name of an English county. At least you could last time I did.

You can get temporarily kicked from Livechess if you type in the name of an English county. At least you could last time I did.
What?!

If you write text that contains certain substrings in it, the software appeared not to check if the actual words were innocuous. Another example was an entirely harmless term for laughing.