jetfighter13 wrote:
is there a back door.
That's what he said!
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Dec 12, 2011
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bigpoison wrote:
And, incidentally, when I parked that dude's car for him, the rear, curbside tire was up on the curb, front tires turned all the way toward the road, and the nose about three inches behind the car in front.
Sounds perfect. What was it that people thought needed to be changed?
Cystem_Phailure wrote:
bigpoison wrote:
And, incidentally, when I parked that dude's car for him, the rear, curbside tire was up on the curb, front tires turned all the way toward the road, and the nose about three inches behind the car in front.
Sounds perfect. What was it that people thought needed to be changed?
In fact, pretty sure it's recommended for parking on a hill.
Dec 12, 2011
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DavidStyles wrote:
jetfighter13 wrote:
is there a back door.
That's what he said!
So I heard you were talking with Walter
(lets see if he knows his Vantriliquism Routines)
Dec 12, 2011
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DavidStyles wrote:
browni3141 wrote:
I'm sorry, but I'll always consider gay/lesbian derogatory. I just think it's discusting. If you're gay I don't want to see it, hear about it, or even know about it. Basically, if you act like a 'normal' person, if that even exists, then I could care less if you're gay.
P.S. I have an aunt that's lesbian. Same thing applies to her. If she were bringing her girlfriend everywhere and kissing and stuff, I wouldn't want anything to do with her.
I'm sorry, but I'll always consider gay/lesbian derogatory. I just think it's discusting. If you're gay I don't want to see it, hear about it, or even know about it. Basically, if you act like a 'normal' person, if that even exists, then I could care less if you're gay.
P.S. I have an aunt that's lesbian. Same thing applies to her. If she were bringing her girlfriend everywhere and kissing and stuff, I wouldn't want anything to do with her.
I'm not at all sorry, but I'll always consider homophobic bigotry derogatory. I just think it's disgusting. If you're straight, I don't want to see it, hear about it, or know about it. If you acted like a normal person though, if that even exists, I wouldn't care at all that you're straight.
PS: I have an aunt that's straight. Same thing applies to her. If she were bringing her husband everywhere and kissing and stuff, it'd still be just as impolite ;)
Fair enough, you've made a good point.
Thank you for being intelligent enough to come up with a clever response instead of just throwing out names.
I still fail to see how I am a bigot. All I did was respectfully present my opinion.
MyCowsCanFly wrote:
Cystem_Phailure wrote:
bigpoison wrote:
And, incidentally, when I parked that dude's car for him, the rear, curbside tire was up on the curb, front tires turned all the way toward the road, and the nose about three inches behind the car in front.
Sounds perfect. What was it that people thought needed to be changed?
In fact, pretty sure it's recommended for parking on a hill.
If you paralell park on a hill, best practice is to turn the front tires completely towards the curb rather than the road.
I wouldn't have wanted to be the owner of the car in front of or behind him. You can bet they were calling me all sorts of bad names when it came time to leave. Unless the knucklehead who couldn't bring himself to walk an extra block in the cold left first.
Man...I'm boring.
Dec 12, 2011
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#71
I think I have dibs on being the most boring. A chess playing accountant. That is boring.
Dec 12, 2011
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#72
Worst of all would be a chess playing accountant who talked about chess and accounting.
Dec 12, 2011
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#73
I don't talk about accounting much. Every once in a while, I try to explain an accounting point to people at work. I stop when their eyes glaze over.
Heehee.
I don't know whether or not it's worse, but I'm usually at a loss when a landowner asks me to explain cathodic protection.
I usually start with, "Ummmmm."
Back in my younger, idealistic days, I would actually try to give the basic outline of the corrosion cell, but, yeah, that eyes glazing thing.
Dec 12, 2011
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#75
bigpoison wrote:
I'm usually at a loss when a landowner asks me to explain cathodic protection.
Just tell them cathodics aren't allowed to use protection.
Dec 13, 2011
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#76
If an accountant's spouse can't get to sleep, what does he/she say?
"Honey, can you please tell me about your work?"
Dec 13, 2011
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#77
no, even more boring is me, I am a Highschool Student who will become a teacher because I can confuse and Bore A class by telling JOKES
jetfighter13 wrote:
no, even more boring is me, I am a Highschool Student who will become a teacher because I can confuse and Bore A class by telling JOKES
Promise me that you won't teach English.
Well, I'm not asexual either, but if you want to call me that, it'll cause much amusement when I tell my wife and girlfriend :) I don't have a male partner to tell, but when I next do, I'd share the joke with him too.
Funny dialogue, though
Oh my...
no more like
When I come out of the hall, if I come out with my wife will my GF make a scene, and if I leave with my GF, My Wife will boil me in Hot oil.
is there a back door.