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Well, I'm not asexual either, but if you want to call me that, it'll cause much amusement when I tell my wife and girlfriend :) I don't have a male partner to tell, but when I next do, I'd share the joke with him too.

Funny dialogue, though  

Oh my...

I'm not at all sorry, but I'll always consider homophobic bigotry derogatory. I just think it's disgusting. If you're straight, I don't want to see it, hear about it, or know about it. If you acted like a normal person though, if that even exists, I wouldn't care at all that you're straight.

PS: I have an aunt that's straight. Same thing applies to her. If she were bringing her husband everywhere and kissing and stuff, it'd still be just as impolite ;) 

Totally gay amoebas making everyone uncomfortable:

See how they watch football "together"

 no more like

When I come out of the hall, if I come out with my wife will my GF make a scene, and if I leave with my GF, My Wife will boil me in Hot oil.

is there a back door.

That's what he said!

Sounds perfect.  What was it that people thought needed to be changed?

In fact, pretty sure it's recommended for parking on a hill.

 So I heard you were talking with Walter

(lets see if he knows his Vantriliquism Routines)

 Fair enough, you've made a good point.

Thank you for being intelligent enough to come up with a clever response instead of just throwing out names.

I still fail to see how I am a bigot. All I did was respectfully present my opinion.

 If you paralell park on a hill, best practice is to turn the front tires completely towards the curb rather than the road.

I wouldn't have wanted to be the owner of the car in front of or behind him.  You can bet they were calling me all sorts of bad names when it came time to leave.  Unless the knucklehead who couldn't bring himself to walk an extra block in the cold left first. 

Man...I'm boring.

Why? Because you don't have a wife and a girlfriend?

 Thats what she Said!!

I think I have dibs on being the most boring. A chess playing accountant. That is boring.

Worst of all would be a chess playing accountant who talked about chess and accounting.

I don't talk about accounting much. Every once in a while, I try to explain an accounting point to people at work. I stop when their eyes glaze over.

Heehee. 

I don't know whether or not it's worse, but I'm usually at a loss when a landowner asks me to explain cathodic protection.

I usually start with, "Ummmmm."

Back in my younger, idealistic days, I would actually try to give the basic outline of the corrosion cell, but, yeah, that eyes glazing thing.

Just tell them cathodics aren't allowed to use protection.

If an accountant's spouse can't get to sleep, what does he/she say?

"Honey, can you please tell me about your work?"