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I try to cancel but it says it will 0n 1-2-2113.  I have 30 days to get refund, yes?

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starlendo wrote:

I try to cancel but it says it will 0n 1-2-2113.  I have 30 days to get refund, yes?


2113?  Gosh, that's a really long time.

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Chess.com may be the only thing left on the planet at that point.

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Cockroaches of course. Perhaps a few lamprey eels...

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Will Smith may survive...

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Not after eating hundred-year-old canned food he won't.
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if you guys had been talking about hand-cock i would have kept reading.
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One of those silly celebrities will survive...maybe it'll be Oprah...perhaps even Pauly Shore...

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Is there a BioDome?
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All the older nintendo systems will survive. Those things are bricks.

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Plus a landfill full of ET games for it.
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ET was before Nintendo.

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Yeah -- your right. It was for Atari. Go figure, we're going to be left with a bunch of video game consoles and a bunch of games that aren't compatible with it.
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as long as you can blow, the NES will always play
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No doubt cryogenics will play a role....maybe the influenza of 1918....or.....Joan Rivers.......

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If you submerse a GBA in water and turn it on and off multiple times all you need is to wait until it dries. Also a 10 foot drop onto a ceramic floor? No problem.

Then they started adding those fancy hinges.

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trysts wrote:

Cockroaches of course. Perhaps a few lamprey eels...


I find it hard to be funny when discussing the end of the world, although War of the Worlds was the world’s greatest radio hoax, and one of my favorite movies, that being the original one. 

Seriously, I've heard the thing about cockroaches before, but how can they survive a nuclear blast! They certainly didn't survive my blow torch at a time when I was bored.

As a kid, I used to set fire to ants with my magnifying glass. I liked the sound the little critters made when they catch fire. It's a delightful crackling sound. Quite peaceful and relaxing, like hearing a babbling brook. For some reason, my wife finds my retelling of this story from my childhood as disturbing. I could talk about experiments performed on other insects, and which ones would most likely live on after man gets blown to smithereens, but it would take 100's of words, more typing than I want to do in one evening. Besides, my Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate Chips is melting. I do have a sense of priorities.



As music students in college (UNT), we gathered in a circle at night and set fire to a perfectly good piano as part of a modern musical composition. The sounds a piano makes when burning are spectacular, like the popping of strings. I felt a sense of community and belonging to something greater than myself during the experience. It was profound.

With that said, I am an animal lover. I am looking at my pet Pit Bull, Bubba, as I am typing this. I like him, but I hate ant bites. They can all go poof in 2013 for all I care.

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Musikamole wrote:
trysts wrote:

Cockroaches of course. Perhaps a few lamprey eels...


 

I find it hard to be funny when discussing the end of the world, although War of the Worlds was the world’s greatest radio hoax, and one of my favorite movies, that being the original one. 

Seriously, I've heard the thing about cockroaches before, but how can they survive a nuclear blast! They certainly didn't survive my blow torch at a time when I was bored.

As a kid, I used to set fire to ants with my magnifying glass. I liked the sound the little critters made when they catch fire. It's a delightful crackling sound. Quite peaceful and relaxing, like hearing a babbling brook.For some reason, my wife finds my retelling this story from my childhood as disturbing. I could talk about experiments with other insects, and which ones would most likely live on after man gets blown to smithereens, but it would take 100's of words, more typing than I want to do in one evening. Besides, my Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate Chips is melting. I do have a sense of priorities.

 


 

 

 


 

As music students in college, we set fire to a perfectly good piano as part of a modern musical composition. The sounds a piano makes when burning are spectacular, like the popping of strings. I felt a sense of community and belonging to something greater than myself during the experience. It was profound.

With that said, I am an animal lover. I am looking at my pet Pit Bull, Bubba, as I am typing this. I like him, but I hate ant bites. They can all go poof in 2013 for all I care.

 


No doubt, the above post is amongst the creepiest I have ever read.

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No as creepy as the one in page one talking about cooking a hand.

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htdavidht wrote:

No as creepy as the one in page one talking about cooking a hand.


Yuck! I missed that. There are degrees of creepy. The creepiest movie I ever saw was The Silence of the Lambs. The acting was brilliant, but the subject matter was beyond creepy.

Perhaps backyard science experiments on insects is more of a boy thing. I still hear about it today. To say that my previous post was amongst the creepiest things ever read, well, the atrocities committed during times of war are the most creepiest and horrific things I have ever read, with torture and experiments on humans being far worse than armies shooting at one another. For me, it affirms the existence of evil in the world.

Today, most creepy crawlers that invade my space at home get a gentle hand out the door. I find them to be miraculous little biological machines. They cause me to believe in a higher power of infinite intelligence. I marvel at creation.

I see flies as a clear and present danger to my family's health. They get a swat.