sry im being real

yes i need to talk to david puree i need to ask sumthin

I would like to speak to Levon Aronian about a loan, please.

i'd like to have a few minutes with dwight eisenhower.  or andrew higgins.

I like to have a word with God.

I have a conference call scheduled tomorrow with Jim Morrison, Winston Churchill, Mark Twain, and The Dude. Can't wait.

this thread feels like it can still go either way. 

Sry im being real

Purée?

This thread could reach 1000 posts, but only if this_thread appears.

this_thread hurt a lot of feelings around here.  

This_thread lives next to david puree. They are good friends.

that doesn't make any sense to me.

^ Perfect avatar for this!  

To summarize:

You have a rat after you, and;

Please tell your neighbor to get involved.

 yoooooooooooooo david dudddeee how ya doing since the last time we spoke n i realy dont want everyone else to know what im gonna ask so i prefer u email me if u will n i dont every 1 to know my address so u can get it from the office

Why cant I start threads like this?

You can. Just be prepared for the consequences.

serious consequences.

Like random pictures of baby animals and hollywood celebs

Apparently our OP doesn't know about the messaging functions offered by this site.