That now concludes our broadcasting day...and now our National Anthem.
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Testing...Testing...Testing
one two three,
Is this thing on??
...Can you hear me ok in the back of the World?
PLEASE PREPARE FOR TODAY'S PRESENTATION...
Today...on the V3 Network...
Grand Finale of Elenin - The V2 Revolution
Scheduled to be broadcast this morning...
at 6:15 a.m. U.S. Central Standard Time.
We now start our transmission
by giving thanks
to the ONE
who has made it all possible........
the MAGNIFICENT ONE,
the ONLY...
And Now,
Ladies and Gentlemen...
unless you have received your waiver,
please stand for our national anthem.
PLEASE STAND BY...
PLEASE STAND BY...
Let's all go the the lobby...
Your Feature Presentation will begin in 15 minutes.
PLEASE TURN OFF ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES
NO...
NOT YOUR COMPUTER...
YOUR PHONE!!
COMING ATTRACTIONS...
ELENIN BRINGS THE V2 REVOLUTION TO ERIK AND KOHAI
Starring:
Elenin...as the Leader of the V2 Revolution
With:
Ronald Joseph...as the PeaceMaker
Connor...as the Swiss Banker
Leonardo DeCaprio...as EriK
Chloe O'brien...as Kohai
AND NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION...
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Announcer’s Voiceover…
Previously…on Elenin – The V2 Revolution…
(Quick Recap of yesterday’s episode)
Yesterday…we left Elenin strapped onto “the Machine”.
The V3 Enforcer had just given the order for Goon #2 to pull the lever and deliver 100,000 volts into the body of Elenin.
We now return to live action…
GOON #2: That’s it…I can’t do it. It’s murder!!!!
WARDEN: GET OUT! You will be tried for insubordination.
But first…
GIVE ME THAT LEVER!!!!!
I’LL DO IT MYSELF!!!!!
But just before the Warden can pull the lever…
the hum of the power generator comes to a dead stop.
The room goes silent.
Just down the hall, two dark figures have just disconnected the fuse box.
Suddenly…the door bursts open!
Why it’s none other than Ronald Joseph and Connor
from Chess.com!!!
THEY HAVE COME TO RESCUE ELENIN!!!!
And OMG…and they have brought Batgirl with them!!
Voiceover of Announcer…
Could this really be the end of Elenin –
and the V2 Revolution?
Or will she finally submit to her V3 Masters.
Check your local listings for the time
of tomorrow’s thrilling conclusion!!
(FADE TO BLACK)