We're sown together,
She's born to mesmer
Beside,
Astride her,
I die inside her
It's far too sacred,
Don't ever fake it,
And don't, and don't, and don't let me down...
Space monkeeeeee
The entire Blog section of Chess.com is gone! Is this due to V3??
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Jul 26, 2014
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These are troubling times in the kingdom!
Elenin; if you can hear this, Social Panda was able to secure the safe house. Make your way over to The State Farm Borrow Better Banking Sign. Two guys are up there waiting for you. There not going anywhere. They'll wait there all month.
Jul 26, 2014
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#745
I just recalled a conversation that I had with Elenin some years ago, there was not V3 in those ages, she was volunteering to go to an Space Domo for 30 years:
SocialPanda: By doing this, you're willing to give your life, you're willing to die for it. Why?
Elenin: For as long as I can remember, I've been searching for something, some reason why we're here. What are we doing here? Who are we? If this is a chance to find out even just a little part of that answer... I don't know, I think it's worth a human life. Don't you?
Maybe she is just realizing her long life dream.
But that´s only IF the real Elenin is in the UFO, but i choose to believe the Floor Cleaner.
Jul 26, 2014
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#746
From the other thread:
*** Update (2014-06-25) ***
Given our current status, it is clear that we have to push off our estimate about the time-frame for public beta.
We want this to be a quality experience from the beginning, and we're working hard every day to ensure that's the case! Excellent progress has been made, and many of the new site's core features are 100% functional and undergoing internal quality-assurance testing.
Unfortunately, however, it is taking longer than anticipated to get the whole site ready for prime time - and we're sorry for setting the wrong expectations.
Our revised estimate for beta-readiness is this August. At the moment, I won't hazard a more specific estimate than that. It will be totally worth the wait! :)
Jul 26, 2014
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#748
A message from deep space. Who will be the first to go? A journey to the heart of the universe.
This just in...
We won't have to worry about the apes anymore. This week is the world wide Premiere of, "SHARKNADO 2". The sharks will eat the apes, and I'm going to get chainsaws for all my men.
We now take you to
The Arecibo Observatory –
the largest radio telescope in the world,
located in Arecibo, Puerto Rico.
Jul 26, 2014
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#753
I know that you can´t believe everything that you read in the press, but I think that this should be at least considered:
Radio Telescope Analyst:
We’re getting some chatter in Quadrant Four…
Real faint…
I can barely hear it.
Let me put it on the amplifier modulator….
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Wait…it’s getting louder now!
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OH MY GOD…it must be Elenin!!!!
Let’s try to pinpoint her location…
Activating Lasers…
Locking cordinates…
GOT IT!
My God…She’s on the other side of the Milky Way Galaxy!!
hahahahahahaahahaha This is better than Saterday mourning cartoons. your half ape, half Alien, and half human. That's TOO MANY halfs hahahahahahaha